I Already Have This Ability. I Just Don't Know Anyone Rich Enough To Use It On.

I attach it to my ass. Whatever happens, happens

Roleplay!

*you find a wooden mask buried in the woods*

If you have read Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle ) reblog this.

My friend doesn’t belive there are others whom have read it.

You are right and you should say it. No matter what your reasoning is, being a dick in retaliation to a dick is no better than being a dick to someone who has done you no harm

For what has got to be the 7,000th time, if you feel the need to defend a stranger on tumblr dot com by being snotty or hostile or worse... don’t.

I don’t want it. You don’t know me. You read my blog and perhaps you like what you know of me, but I am not your responsibility. Being a dickhead in my defense does not help anyone reach reasonable or compassionate conclusions and in the end it only causes more problems and stress for me by making me responsible for your bad behavior.

“I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.”

— Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

Then lay down

I can’t stand sitting

I didn't know I needed to know this.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses you should have this too

The CIA found Bible Black on Osama bin Laden's hard drives

It's an Arabic dub of Bible Black and most of the facility staff were native Pashto speakers so it's incredibly likely that this was Osama bin Laden's personal futa hentai

I don't know how to continue going on with my life now that this information is in my head

With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obstacle to keep you from growing. You get to choose.

Wayne Dyer (via books-n-quotes)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

Coconut has hair. Coconut has flesh. Coconut has milk. Coconut is a mammal.