I've got two facts. First, an adult raccoon can fit into a hole 6 inches across.
Second, the human anus can stretch up to 9 inches across.
TLDR: Adult raccoons can fit in human anuses.
Hey gaud, Tell me a fact that'll haunt me for the rest of my days
Female hyenas mate & give birth through a 7-inch pseudopenisÂ
Let's just try this
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen
With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obstacle to keep you from growing. You get to choose.
Wayne Dyer (via books-n-quotes)
 Frollo and Quasimodo
Mother Gothel and Rapunzel
Frollo and Mother Gothel convince Quasimodo and Rapunzel that their lives are dependent on them. The two villains claim the outside world is a terrible place even though they know this is not true. They also constantly emotionally abuse their victims by implying their worthlessness and destroying their self-esteems. Quasimodo and Rapunzel sympathize with their captors and even believe their captors are protecting them and treating them with kindness. However, both captors are merely using and manipulating their victims for their own selfish purposes.
NOT:
The Beast and Belle
 Belle does not sympathize with the Beast when she is treated poorly. She becomes angry and leaves the castle, only returning by her own wish so that the Beast (who saves her) does not freeze to death. She does not respond nicely towards the Beast until he treats her with respect. In this situation, Belle has control and is not manipulated into feeling for the Beast, nor does the Beast treat her disrespectfully after the first night. While the Beast does have an underlying motive as to keeping Belle in his castle, he abandons this idea and sets her free to make her happy. If anything, this story is a case of Lima Syndrome where the captor starts to sympathize with the victim.
Check out this post which refocuses the purpose of Beauty and the Beast from merely (and wrongly) being about Stockholm Syndrome to it’s original purpose.
So ... 2017 was the year of Tide pods. 2018 was all about inappropriate shooting ranges with moving targets to practice on. 2019 is all about being the moving target
My friend doesn’t belive there are others whom have read it.
Coconut has hair. Coconut has flesh. Coconut has milk. Coconut is a mammal.
I didn't know I needed to know this.
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses you should have this too
The CIA found Bible Black on Osama bin Laden's hard drives
It's an Arabic dub of Bible Black and most of the facility staff were native Pashto speakers so it's incredibly likely that this was Osama bin Laden's personal futa hentai
I don't know how to continue going on with my life now that this information is in my head
Lol people who eat mushrooms are all like “mmmm ground pimple”