Ok Tbh As An Asexual Whenever I Make Dirty Jokes I Lean Over To A Friend Who Knows I’m Asexual And

I like to imagine that in any atla modern au, aang still, for some reason, finds a reason to beat ozai’s ass

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

People horrifically fucking up facts about evolution and genetics too support their stupid beliefs or to seem smart and “rational” is probably one of my big pet peeves 

so don’t get me wrong because a lot of arthurian stuff is super misogynistic. but it’s never really in the damsel in distress way you expect. like the most helpless damsel is lancelot trapped and crying in a tower, completely useless, until this random girl who made him behead a guy in front of her fifty pages ago rolls up with a pickax and rope and is like “ok I’m minecrafting you out of here.” and this works.

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

Shimizu Kiyoko (via incorrect-hq-quotes)

my instagram explore page loves showing me those like erotic dark romance novel tiktoks and i really have to wonder: why do all these straight women desperately want to fuck a mafia boss