*inspired By That Obi Wan's False Sense Of Superiority Post* What We Need Is An Animated Series About

*inspired by that Obi Wan's false sense of superiority post* What we need is an animated series about the psychologist who has to deal with these sentient tire fires. I mean, I'm a human tire fire and even I get help, these guys have no excuse. It needs to be filmed like The Office and as tongue-in-cheek as possible

Look I would pay real currency to watch a series of Anakin and Obi-Wan’s couples counseling. The angst and the passive-aggressiveness and the “I’m fine it’s fine everything’s fine” “NO IT’S NOT OBI-WAN NOTHING IS FINE”. Or individual Jedi counseling.

Better: I want to watch the documentary/mockumentary made by a GFFA psychologist who embeds themselves with the Jedi Order to better understand how they can all be so chill and collected – What’s their secret? How can we all learn, from their example, to embrace serenity in our own lives? – who eventually, as the documentary wears on, comes to realize that THE JEDI ORDER IS COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF EMOTIONAL TRAINWRECKS.

More Posts from Orangesandlemons3 and Others

1 year ago

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

2 years ago

it’s interesting learning which homophobic ideas are confusing and unfamiliar to the next generation. for example, every once in a while i’ll see a post going around expressing tittering surprise at someone’s claim that gay men have hundreds of sexual partners in their lifetimes. while these posts often have a snappy comeback attached, they send a shiver down my spine because i remember when those claims were common, when you’d see them on the news or read them in your study bible. and they were deployed with a specific purpose — to convince you not just that gay men were disgusting and pathological, but that they deserved to die from AIDS. i saw another post laughing at the outlandish idea that gay men eroticize and worship death, but that too was a standard line, part and parcel of this propaganda with the goal of dehumanizing gay men as they died by the thousands with little intervention from mainstream society.

which is not to say that not knowing this is your fault, or that i don’t understand. i’ll never forget sitting in a classroom with my high school gsa, all five of us, watching a documentary on depictions of gay and bi people in media (off the straight and narrow [pdf transcript] — a worthwhile watch if your school library has it) when the narrator mentioned “the stereotype of the gay psycho killer.” we burst into giggles — how ridiculous! — then turned to our gay faculty advisors and saw their pale, pained faces as they told us “no, really. that was real” and we realized that what we’d been laughing at was the stuff of their lives.

it’s moving and inspiring to see a new generation of kids growing up without encountering these ideas. it’s a good thing. but at the same time, we have to pass on the knowledge of this pain, so we’re not caught unawares when those who hate us come back with the oldest tricks in the book.


Tags
7 years ago

If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

Shimizu Kiyoko (via incorrect-hq-quotes)


Tags
2 years ago

I hope the billions they're spending on this old lady when we're in economic crisis cause an uproar.

I hope the fact they've stopped people on the roads so they can drive past unimpeded and has thus caused a disturbance in daily life in a city that's already so full of traffic causes an uproar.

I hope the fact they're going to spend millions on remaking every piece of currency to put the new fuckers face on it when we're still in an economic crisis where people are choosing between food and heat in their homes causes an uproar.

I hope the fact that they despite the fact they're royals and fuck those guys, they had to do a vigil standing by their dead mother's coffin for a while and they didn't stop the public from going in and gawking at them when they're literally mourning their mother causes an uproar.

I hope the fact they stuck five people and the coffin on a giant fucking jet plane to move this fucking corpse from Edinburgh to somewhere near London creating a mass of pollution because the train or the car or whatever is too fucking common causes an uproar.

I hope the fact they're trying to force everyone in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland to care and that they're pushing so hard to make it out that we all loved this lady despite the horrors and bullshit this family have approved of and allowed to happen causes an uproar.

I hope the fact people have had their life saving surgeries postponed because of the funeral and will have to wait months to a year to get another appointment causes an uproar.

I hope the fact there's another one of these fuckers on their last legs of life already so this is going to happen again soon causes an uproar.

I hope this whole thing causes an uproar. I hope this uproar ends this fucking monarchy or at the very least robs them of this power and this access to government money to do this shit.

But it won't.

And if it does, there's no way in hell we'll hear about it. It'll be nipped in the bud in seconds I would put money on it.

Fuck the monarchy.


Tags
6 years ago

It’s All A Fucking Joke, Right

In the few months I’ve been modding at fuckyeahasexual and touring ace Tumblr, there’s been a very. Steady. Stream of info that detail horrifically abusive situations and overall poor mental unhealth. Two a week in the inbox if I’m lucky, usually around seven-ten.

And there’s been so many, I can officially categorize all 500+ of these kinds of asks and submissions into an extensive bulletlist of Why Asexual Exclusionary Radicalism Is Incredibly Toxic And Shitty;

Coming Out To Family, Friends, And Employers

“My parents keep telling me that I’m something else, and it’s making me doubt my sense of judgement, not just about my sexual identity, but also about everything in general.”

“My family, friends, and co-workers keep referring to me as an inanimate object in a manner that’s clearly meant to humiliate and devastate me. Nothing I say will get them to stop.”

“My parents vocally/bodily forced me to undergo medical examinations, some of them concerning my sexual organs, many of them concerning blood tests and other trauma-centric procedures.”

“My family is intervening with my private life by changing my schedule to include exercise, socialization, friend influences, and whatever they think can ‘change’ me.”

“My friends/co-workers no longer respect my bodily boundaries when I came out to them, because they no longer see me as someone who should be respected. They regularly touch, fondle, grope, and prod me without permission, and/or verbally harass me, and don’t take my objections seriously.”

“My family, friends, and co-workers no longer just harass me, but also anyone I’m currently dating because they view my significant other as pathetic, underserved, or even being abused.”

First Few Days Of Dating

“My date got irrationally angry and confrontational when I came out to them, in a manner that made me fearful.” (SO many of these.)

“My date immediately lost any respect they had for my boundaries, no longer asked for consent, and {tried to} force themselves upon me.” (A lot of these, too)

“My date tried to verbally circumvent any boundaries and issues I confessed to, and it made me feel like I was in danger.”

“I didn’t come out to my date at first, and when they found out, they radically changed their behavior in an attempt to control and manipulate our new relationship to their benefit.”

Long-Term Relationships

“My partner has forcefully and radically changed our long-term relationship after finding out about my asexuality, and I’m now trapped and controlled in a way that I wasn’t before.”

“My partner broke up with me/is fighting with me because of my asexuality, and trying to make it seem like I’m hurting them. It’s made me doubt myself and my ability to trust my own intentions.”

“My partner is slowly changing from what was once supportive of my asexuality, and I’m wondering when I have the right to be worried and when I’d be overreacting. I’m aware of the worst case scenario, but I also worry that I’m being selfish and childish - which are things I’ve been told all throughout my asexual experience.”

Self-Care And Self Development

“I don’t trust my ability to say either yes or no in sexual situations, and this has extended to my life in general. I don’t feel comfortable in my ability to self-determinate.”

“The lack of authority, definition, and schooling of the concept of asexuality has made me very uncomfortable with what I think I am, and that uncertainty haunts me every waking moment.”

“I think it’s too late/too early to tell if I’m asexual, but the longer I hesitate, the worse my mental health and emotional wellbeing gets. I’m effectively stuck.”

“I see no benefit in coming out, or even identifying as asexual. There’s no positivity, role models, or supportive community for what I consider a big and scary part of my overall identity.”

“I think this was sexual abuse, but I’m wondering if I’m just being selfish and childish.”

“I think I was treated badly by my parents/friends/partner, but I’m wondering if I’m just being selfish and childish.”

“I want to believe that I’m deserving of equal freedom and human respect paid to other, not asexual people, but people tell me I’m being selfish and childish.”

“No one encourages this part of me. And that makes me feel forgotten and abandoned in general.”

Shut the fuck up about your petty beef with tumblr bloggers and youtubers and Archie comics or whatever. I literally do not care, I can’t care. I see these messages every goddamn day - this post was written and drafted a month ago, and I very easily compiled most of this bulletpoint list from scratch, just by eyeing what I see in the askbox and what comes across my dash. 

‘Ace discourse’ anger is empty and so meaningless. This is what I see by being part of this one 17k follow asexual ask blog for maybe half a year. I am so Done with all the faux rage posts and all the false positivity about how it’s ok to NOT be ace and all the acephobia that falls perfectly in line with the gaslighting typical of acephobia-101 while also having the audacity to claim it not so.

This is what’s real and I want to bleed it into your goddamn eyes.


Tags
6 years ago

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

image

Tags
9 months ago

There's an EU initiative going on right now that essentially boils down to wanting to force videogame publishers with paid games and/or games with paid elements such as DLC, expansions and microtransactions to leave said games in a playable state after they end support, or in simpler terms, make them stop killing games.

A "playable state" would be something like an offline mode for previously always online titles, or the ability for people to host their own servers where reasonably possible just to name some examples.

I don't think I need to tell anyone that having something you paid for being taken from you is bad, which is a thing that routinely happens with live service and other always online games with a notable recent example being The Crew which is now permanently unplayable.

Any EU citizen is eligible to sign the initiative, but only once and if you mess up that's it. You can find it here. (https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home)

Even if you're not European or you signed it already, you can share this initiative with anyone who is, even if they don't care about videogames specifically because this needs a million signatures and there is different thresholds that need to be met for each EU country for their votes to even count and could also be a precedent for other similar practices like when Sony removed a bunch of Discovery TV content people paid for. EDIT: There are also some things people outside the EU can do, as well as additional things some people in specific EU countries like Germany and France can do that aim to solve this same issue as well. You can find that here. (https://www.stopkillinggames.com/)

(Note: There was a petition for UK people but the recent politics stuff there means it's on hold and has to be resubmitted and that may take some time.)

Additionally if you want to keep up with this you can check out Ross Scott (Accursed Farms on youtube or his website) who has been posting monthly about this and deserves a lot of credit for all this work.

(I hope that's all the stuff I missed)

EDIT 2: I changed the link to go directly to the form instead, this SHOULD work!

7 months ago

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

1 year ago
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here
The Miracle Of Being Here

the miracle of being here

invitation, mary oliver// @arthoesunshine // when death comes, mary oliver//to be alive, gregory ott// the dead poets society(1989), quote: walden, henry david thoreau// joseph campbell// the aeneid, virgil// @babyangel-jpg // @rawjoy //sweet, charles bukowski// that it will never come again, emily dickinson// bjenny montero// ? // ? // moments, mary oliver// madness a bipolar life, marya hornbacher// wild geese, mary oliver// letters to a young poet, rainer maria rilke// on earth we're briefly gorgeous, ocean vuong// @ashstfu // i thought on his desire for three days, linda gregg

Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • kelvari
    kelvari reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • whats-ruining-my-life
    whats-ruining-my-life reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • whats-ruining-my-life
    whats-ruining-my-life liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • dragonladyzarz
    dragonladyzarz reblogged this · 4 weeks ago
  • unicornprincessinthetardis
    unicornprincessinthetardis liked this · 1 month ago
  • flyinghalfaship
    flyinghalfaship reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • flyinghalfaship
    flyinghalfaship liked this · 1 month ago
  • yaster-day
    yaster-day reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • yaster-day
    yaster-day liked this · 1 month ago
  • dustedonrouteguano
    dustedonrouteguano reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • freestrawberrynight
    freestrawberrynight liked this · 1 month ago
  • adsumcirrat
    adsumcirrat reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • adsumcirrat
    adsumcirrat liked this · 2 months ago
  • secretlyreadingatmidnight
    secretlyreadingatmidnight liked this · 2 months ago
  • tiny-dragon-in-a-teacup
    tiny-dragon-in-a-teacup liked this · 3 months ago
  • mira-loves-star-wars
    mira-loves-star-wars liked this · 3 months ago
  • sonic-fairyspell
    sonic-fairyspell reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • sonic-fairyspell
    sonic-fairyspell liked this · 3 months ago
  • roseaesynstylae
    roseaesynstylae reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • home-of-sexual-and-dumb-of-ass
    home-of-sexual-and-dumb-of-ass reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • home-of-sexual-and-dumb-of-ass
    home-of-sexual-and-dumb-of-ass liked this · 3 months ago
  • ringwraithmd
    ringwraithmd reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • flightlessnotfightless
    flightlessnotfightless liked this · 3 months ago
  • ashiraashiraashira
    ashiraashiraashira reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • obicodyho
    obicodyho reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • obicodyho
    obicodyho liked this · 4 months ago
  • laurabwrites
    laurabwrites reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • quincyarcher42
    quincyarcher42 liked this · 4 months ago
  • laurabwrites
    laurabwrites liked this · 4 months ago
  • cinei
    cinei reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • cinei
    cinei liked this · 4 months ago
  • asteroidmiyoko
    asteroidmiyoko liked this · 4 months ago
  • thegingerwrites
    thegingerwrites liked this · 4 months ago
  • wandering-not-lost04
    wandering-not-lost04 liked this · 4 months ago
  • bisexualobiwankenobi
    bisexualobiwankenobi liked this · 4 months ago
  • willameena
    willameena reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • willameena
    willameena liked this · 4 months ago
  • virtrice
    virtrice reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • anakinsthot
    anakinsthot reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • thecrankiestofgremlins
    thecrankiestofgremlins reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • thecrankiestofgremlins
    thecrankiestofgremlins liked this · 5 months ago
  • delightfulnightmarebird
    delightfulnightmarebird reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • lapseinart
    lapseinart liked this · 6 months ago
  • jumper-darling
    jumper-darling reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • jumper-darling
    jumper-darling liked this · 6 months ago
  • guileless-mordred
    guileless-mordred reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • guileless-mordred
    guileless-mordred liked this · 7 months ago
  • aoi-24
    aoi-24 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • bugslifehaven
    bugslifehaven liked this · 8 months ago
  • aindudel
    aindudel liked this · 8 months ago
orangesandlemons3 - Orange the Ace
Orange the Ace

Hi! Nice to meet you.

374 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags