Downside: Going To Have To Include A Picture Of The Giza Pyramids In The Slides For The Lecture Upside:

me, seeing that peter’s dust death turned into the biggest meme of 2018: he would have wanted this

People on this website will really mock anti-vaxxers and flat earthers for ignoring scientists and getting their alternative facts from facebook, and then turn around and insist they know more history than historians and more archaeology than archaeologists because they read an unsourced tumblr post once

Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

Me, an asexual: my sexuality makes me invisible. Watch this.

Friend: you know that's just metaphorical, right? You aren't actually-

Me: *walks up to a store employee* I'm asexual.

Store employee: haha no you're not. No one is asexual, that's not a thing. You can't live without sex, honey. You're just a late bloomer haha or maybe you're saving yourself for someone special. Or you're just so sad and pathetic that you can't find a boyfriend. Or are you gay? You're totally gay, just admit it. You ...

Me: *steals a cake, three oranges, and a dozen candy bars under their nose while they continue to talk nonsense*

Friend: holy heck

THE CLUB ISN’T THE BEST PLACE TO FIND A LOVER SO THE CLUB IS WHERE I GO

when you’re ace

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

Gotta start treating english like monolinguistic english speakers treat other languages

Did you know English doesn't have a word for the Irish word 'mar'? Instead they have to say 'is the cause' of or 'because' for short