Story Time Y'all. I Was Just About To Go To Bed When The LOUD AS HELL FIRE ALARM In My Apartment Complex

Coming into a fandom late

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

Life Hack #926

Never check your tumblr in class or people behind you will see all the yaoi in your feed.

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

Stupid, I believe is the correct answer

If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

I don't normally do original posts but I must tell someone about this. My mother, who knows vaguely about Tumblr through osmosis, just referred to it as "the conspiracy theory website". When asked to clarify, it's because "they all write stories about stories". "Fanfiction?" I ask. Yeah, apparently. "Mom those aren't conspiracy theories, they're fictional" "So are conspiracy theories!" She would not be dissuaded from this

So apparently fanfictions are conspiracy theories now, just thought yall should know.

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