Life Hack #926

the little white streak in Jason’s hair. reblog if you agree.

I would rather die in a fire than listen to the fucking smoke detector go off.

Photosynthecat

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

By Mj.majcha on Instagram.

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

Jensen and Jared are my spirit animals and the idea of them and Batfam together brings great joy, but nah, Jared is way too tall, it's not happening, though I could totally go for Jensen as Jason.

I mean, Jensen does have a lot of experiance playing resurrected characters.

So there's this thing with people casting Jensen ackles as Jason Todd?? As much as I stay in the Jason Todd tags I've never heard of or seen that

Jensen voiced Jason in Under the Red Hood, and some people want him to play Jason in live action.

Just the amount of research I'm guessing this person did, so much respect, have to reblog

Okay, this is in incredibly petty nitpick, but: if you’re writing a fantasy setting with same-sex marriage, a same-sex noble or royal couple typically would not have titles of the same rank - e.g., a prince and a prince, or two queens.

It depends on which system of ranking you use, of course (there are several), but in most systems there’s actually a rule covering this scenario: in the event that a consort’s courtesy title being of the same rank as their spouse’s would potentially create confusion over who holds the title by right and who by courtesy, the consort instead receives the next-highest title on the ladder.

So the husband of a prince would be a duke; the wife of a queen, a princess; and so forth.

(You actually see this rule in practice in the United Kingdom, albeit not in the context of a same-sex marriage; the Queen’s husband is styled a prince because if he were a king, folks might get confused about which of them was the reigning monarch.)

The only common situation where you’d expect to see, for example, two queens in the same marriage is if the reigning monarchs of two different realms married each other - and even then, you’d more likely end up with a complicated arrangement where each party is technically a princess of the other’s realm in addition to being queen of her own.

You’ve gotta keep it nice and unambiguous who’s actually in charge!

Huh, this happened once, and my brother just shoved his fingers in his mouth and pulled it out. The dog did not enjoy it, but he stopped choking

Its always good to know what to do when your baby is in danger.