Cats Being Capable Of Understanding Accidents And Even Giving You A Little Head Bonk To Let You Know

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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cats every time i see this i physically cannot stop laughing my cat when i step on her by accident “OW! I accept your apology and allow you to pet me” my cat when i try to look at some new injury she's managed to give herself “obviously your every action has malicious intent and i must fight for my very survival”

Reblog if you play an instrument or sing

I wanna see how many musicians are on tumblr!

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piano and twinkle twinkle little star on the violin you don't wanna hear that it's bad real bad

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original-robin

1 year ago

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Completely Different jelly is only fruit juice sugar and pectin sometimes lemon juice or vanilla depending on the type of fruit jam has actual chunks of fruit as someone with sensory issues who absolutely cannot eat jam i assure you they are not the same

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original-robin

6 years ago

I will cast a spell to make you have a good day

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It is done

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original-robin

9 years ago

One time in 6th grade, I was in after school care (just all the kids whose parents work late hanging around in the back field with some adults watching them), and a couple of boys and one other girl and I were playing soccer, but the boys were being douches and kept picking up the ball and running away. I told the supervisor playing with us that I wanted to tackle them.

He said go for it.

Now, I understand that I wasn't exactly threatening with my orange braces, hipster glasses, and Hello Kitty lunch box, so he might have been joking, but I WAS given permission.

Long story short, I ripped one guys shirt, everyone of them got a few bruises, and they stopped stealing the ball.

Don't mess with a girl with two older brothers and three other older boy cousins.