Dear Bunjy, As I Understand It Most Predators Do A Threat Assessment And Attack When The Situation Is

Thing my brother actually said to me, before smoking weed

Alright, I'm gonna go get stony-bologna

I love insufferable protagonists. I love heroes who are smug little shits. I hope the trials and tribulations of an entire book series fail to teach them even the smallest smidgen of humility. i hope it makes them worse. gimme that sweet sweet hubris candy coating

Reblog this if you think writing is an art

I literally had to reblog this twice in a row

For us college students, we gotta help each other out!

One time in 6th grade, I was in after school care (just all the kids whose parents work late hanging around in the back field with some adults watching them), and a couple of boys and one other girl and I were playing soccer, but the boys were being douches and kept picking up the ball and running away. I told the supervisor playing with us that I wanted to tackle them.

He said go for it.

Now, I understand that I wasn't exactly threatening with my orange braces, hipster glasses, and Hello Kitty lunch box, so he might have been joking, but I WAS given permission.

Long story short, I ripped one guys shirt, everyone of them got a few bruises, and they stopped stealing the ball.

Don't mess with a girl with two older brothers and three other older boy cousins.

I painted my face with someone else’s blood 

Reblog with your own brutal events, tag some brutal ladies 

@percees @empressamy 

Couldn't pass up that Avatar reference

settle this for me once and for all

is “chai” a TYPE of tea??! bc in Hindi/Urdu, the word chai just means tea

I'm crying and I haven't actually watched this movie

If you ever feel sorry for yourself just remember that I got scolded by the cashier at McDonalds’ because I was so socially awkward and couldn’t even speak when it came to my turn to order

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