We’ve Bought A New House. And Our New Next Door Neighbours (two Delightful Gentlemen) Will Not stop

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

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7 years ago

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6 years ago
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Hell yeah! That is awesome!

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5 years ago

***Attention All Bosses!!***

Boss Week #4

I know it's super early considering it's November and Sean's birthday isn't until February, but it's time to start planning for our fourth annual Boss Week!! In case anyone is out of the loop, here's how it works!

Each day, starting on February 1st until February 7th, we as a community come together to answer 7 questions (one for each day) in any format imaginable, whether it be art, text posts, gifs, video edits, music, or any other outlet. It all leads up to Sean's 30th birthday on February 7th!

We post the answers to each question in any of those formats here, on Twitter, Instagram, or any social media you have that Sean checks with the #jsebossweek! It's his birthday present from the community!

This year's questions are as follows:

February 1st: What is something about Sean that you feel makes him unique as an individual?

February 2nd: How do you feel Sean has grown as a person in the years he's been doing YouTube?

February 3rd: If you could spend a day with Sean, what would you want to do?

February 4th: What is something Sean has said or done that has left an impact on you?

February 5th: Who is Sean to you? Friend, YouTuber, family (metaphorically), something else?

February 6: What friends have you made in the community? What are some fun memories with them, irl or online?

February 7th: Create a birthday themed post!

Please let me know if you have any suggestions for questions that might fit better! I had a hard time coming up with new questions I haven't asked before, plus I wanted to make them more about Sean himself and less about the channel. :P

Remember to put this in the #jsebossweek (with or without spaces) and please please please spread this around!! Thank you all and feel free to ask any questions or leave suggestions via DM or ask and I'll do what I can to answer and be inclusive! Love you guys! Let's make Sean's 30th birthday awesome!

***Attention All Bosses!!***
7 years ago

Oh, right! Of course! How could we forget the dick bone 😏

My School’s Biology Teacher Has A Deer Fetus In A Jar

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5 years ago

Come get this dick-fil-a

5 years ago

@therealjacksepticeye Happy birthday! I painted a thing for you!

@therealjacksepticeye Happy Birthday! I Painted A Thing For You!

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7 years ago

Right? They should give us something at least.

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