NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SOON-TO-BE-FAKE NAME!!!! You're Welcome. The Actual Answer Was Two Pedos..... I'm

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

My Q&A

Hey guys! I'll be doing an online Q&A on September 2 from 10 am to 5 pm! I'll answer any questions anyone has as honestly as I can. The only questions I will not answer is ones about where I live. Those are creepy questions. If you have Wattpad/Twitter you can ask there if you can't currently make a Tumblr account. Wattpad: HunteroftheUnknown Twitter: IceyGamerGirl

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

“There will be no new King of Hell.”

I have a job and life outside of Tumblr! Sadly, anyway. Plus, you're never on Hex either! I'm usually on there every day!

Trying to get a friend’s attention like

i just need to have this scene on my blog. here it is for anyone else who does

Reblog if there's still Michifer Shippers out there.

I need to know where my michifer lovers are at

—Please, let him be happy ( j.p. ) 

(Lucifer - by @heavnofhell)