Reblog To Pet The Me

Reblog to pet the me

Reblog To Pet The Me

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I don’t know what you envision when you say “building” computers, but the parts are 90% modular, you need to keep an eye on compatibility and composition but it’s basically LEGO technic for grownups. And fucking up and reconfiguring and learning what to look out for is part of the process.

Looking down on people for buying a ‘pre-built’ computer rather than building one is the same as looking down on someone for buying a store bought cake rather than baking one. It doesn’t matter. Cake is cake. Computer is computer.

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

Reblog To Open A Rail Line From Your Blog To The Person You Reblogged This From

Die CSU als Partei und Söder als Person sprechen irgendwie nur für zwei Bevölkerungsgruppen: Land- und Dorfbevölkerung ab Mitte 30 und diejenigen, die in der Laufbahn Ministranten/JU/Parteimitglied CSU/AFD drinstecken. Alle anderen Gruppen konsumieren zu einem größeren oder kleineren Prozentsatz.

Wie Melodramatisch Kann Man Sein? 💀

wie melodramatisch kann man sein? 💀

What's really funny to me is all the Americans going "SMH he has to ask ChatGPT how to mail something and threw away perfectly good stamps" meanwhile I'm sitting in the EU lmaoing at the fact that some business mook in the US thinks postage is archaic but paying a 15k invoice with a dinky, easily forgable piece of paper is fine and dandy and state of the art

It's Really Something Just How Impressively Stupid All These Self Styled "entrepreneurs" Are.
It's Really Something Just How Impressively Stupid All These Self Styled "entrepreneurs" Are.

It's really something just how impressively stupid all these self styled "entrepreneurs" are.


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It‘s scary to see how very important european petitions get no visibility whatsoever. We had a basic income petition last year which failed because not enough people knew about it. Now we have a „tax the rich“ one that only lasts until october this year and only has around 250k out of 1 mio. signings.

Most EU people go through their every day life w/o knowing about them. There are no ads, no marketing…nothing. I know that costs money though one might think important petitions that lead to a better and progressive life would be supported by the government or ministries in some way, but nooooo

And why should they? It’s petitions that would help out the poor and middle class, but endanger capitalism and their exploitation, sooo: government and business leads for example.

So here the link for those who are interested:

Tax The Rich
Tax The Rich
Nous voulons un impôt européen sur les grandes fortunes pour financer la transition climatique et sociale et aider les pays victimes des d

Als Kinder waren ich und meine damaligen Freunde allesamt dem Anschein nach auf einen möglichst frühen, möglichst spektakulären Tod scharf. Also entschlossen wir uns, am 1. Januar Blindgänger vom Silvesterfeuerwerk zu suchen. Knallerbsen die nicht geplatzt waren, vergessene Packungen mit Feuerteufeln, was auch immer.

Wir fanden auch einen Raketenkopf, der nie gezündet hatte. Und da wir scheinbar keinen Überlebensinstinkt hatten, steckten wir das Teil einfach ein. Im Garten meines Freundes bewarfen wir uns dann erst mal mit unseren Feuerteufeln. Was gut angepasste Zehnjährige halt so machen, idk.

Dann wollten wir unser Highlight hochjagen: den faustgroßen Raketenkopf. Die Lunte war nicht mehr vorhanden, also zog einer von uns ein Feuerzeug, hielt es an die Rakete und-

Intermezzo: Das Wohnzimmer meines Freundes hatte sehr schöne, bodentiefe Fenster zum Garten hin. Da saßen unsere Eltern und kippten sich wahrscheinlich obszöne Mengen Filterkaffee rein. In einem Moment erwähnen sie noch, wie schön die Kinder draußen spielen (wir versuchten gerade Paul einen Feuerteufel in die Kapuze zu stecken), im nächsten Moment sieht man durch die Fenster nur noch eine Rauchwolke, wie man sie sonst nur als billigen Filmeffekt kennt.

Ich möchte mir vorstellen dass sich durch den Rauch hindurch kleine Kinderhände ans Fenster drückten.

-unsere Rakete war instantly, sofort, null Verzögerung, explodiert. Sah wahrscheinlich spektakulär aus. Wir konnten's in dem Moment irgendwie nicht wertschätzen. Mag an dem plötzlichen Tinnitus gelegen haben.

Zum Glück haben wir alle unsere Finger behalten, niemand wurde noch mehr geschädigt als er es ohnehin schon war, und unsere Eltern waren nur ganz kurz hysterisch.

Fazit: Lasst eure Blagen nicht draußen spielen, sie könnten detonieren.


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