Latest Posts by outsane-inplay - Page 2
disney and hbo when they saw pedro pascal
Horangi: my boyfriend.. is putting on a suit for his autism diagnosis appointment..
König: it’s a special event!
Horangi: shut up..
YK WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY???????
LOOOOOOK.
“I don’t want to go home. I want to keep doing the show on and on. You’re gonna keep me at your house? Am I a cat to you? Mrreooow.”
video credit to celebritism
has anyone done this yet?
whatr if i exploded you right now would you be angry
Haha discord convo comic
"only ghost can pull that off" i know what you are.
*scottish accent* just me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic
One more shitpost for the day
Ghost + Animals
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Ghost loves animals. He desperately needs every animal to like him and will go an extra mile to make that happen.
If a cat or dog doesn’t like him within 20 minutes of meeting him he is CRUSHED (not including animals with prior trauma issues. He respects them and understands they need a lot of time).
Finds an injured baby squirrel and brings it back to his room. Rehabilitates it and releases it without anyone ever knowing it was in there.
Animals are just instinctively drawn to him. He is calm and never tries to cross their boundaries. Even the crankiest old cats will curl up on his lap for a nap.
Loves the army dogs. Spoils them when no one is looking. They respect him the most so he easily trains them.
(Taught one of the dogs the “sick balls” command from that one tiktok just to fuck with soap.)
Type of mf to feed crows and slowly gain their trust for months until they start bringing him little treasures. They eventually start following him around base. This absolutely terrifies the rookies.
Speaks to animals in a baby voice when nobody is around. Will melt your heart.
As soon as he finds out someone on the team gets an animal he buys some gifts for them and demands to meet it.
When he is on leave for longer periods of time he likes to foster cats and kittens. He would love to own one when he retires.
Makes his own cat tree for the cats. Also makes his own catio.
Will eat whatever cheap healthy food he can find for himself but will go all out for his pets.
If he is unsupervised he WILL name any nameless animal he comes across weapon / military words. “This is M9 bayonet - bay for short :)”.
The team stumbles across him asleep in the common room with a tiny kitten on his chest he found outside. It was cold out so he obviously couldn’t leave it out there c’mon guys. (This makes soap cry.)
Has full conversations with animals like they can understand him. One of the few times he actually opens up and really talks about how he’s feeling.
“Oh hey what’s moving in your pocket, Ghost? You got something in there?” Ghost:
Ghost: where’s my balaclava?
Soap: in the fridge, just had a piece
Ghost: no-
Soap: excellent job with the phyllo by the way
Daichi: so what do you do?
Kuroo: I work in genetic research and I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers.
Daichi: wow impressive
Kuroo: then I'll move onto Aries
Arcane Characters as Reductress Headlines Part 2
🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite people (positivity is cool)🎶✨
AAAA THANK YOU FOR ASKING 🫶🫶
1. Sun// Eater by Lorna Shore
2.Engel by Rammstein
3. Under Your Scars by Godsmack
4. Radio by Rammstein
5. Sad Statue by System Of A Down
wanted to add honorable mentions too but @heyguysgalsandenbypals said only 5 so we gotta do what we gotta do😔
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
They go on their third date 💀🧼
Me: yeah PriceGraves makes sense for the ship name. No need to get fancy
The goblin in my brain: MoneyTomb. ExpensiveMausoleum
Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from
You’re in his DMs. I’m violating the Geneva Convention treaties with him in Mexico. We are not the same.
in my head ghost used to look like the most twinkish twink like how i imagine every british man except he gained about 20 more pounds of pure muscle and has seen so many unspeakable horrors and committed so many unspeakable atrocities that the light from his eyes has faded and he has permanent eyebags sunken in eyes and guant cheekbones like if a swimsuit model got put through hell about five times and survived
me and my mutuals
Jhin: don’t get it twisted, it has and always will be about the glamour, the trauma and the fucking melodrama.
Pete : I want to die
Tankhun waking up in cold sweats : I feel a disturbance in the force
The Devil Judge + The Five Homoerotic Love Languages (based on this tweet)