I Made This For The Legendary @hymen-restoration-project

god, your worst warrior needs money

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

Literally one of my favourite videos ever

the transition im crying

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Is Tumblr just escapism from my shitty fucked up life of substance abuse and yearning

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

i make myself laugh