Literally One Of My Favourite Videos Ever

Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

King is this your friend Elton John

Woah mama it's Elton in the flesh

Hello my liege, happy Valentine’s Day. I hope Ohio is not treating you too badly. I come bearing a Valentine your blog inspired me to make 🤩

Greatest luck on your magnum opus 🤩🤩🤩

Happy Valentine's Day! May every one of you find the Kermit to your Joker.

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Can't wait !!

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.