"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.
(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
Ocean announcement:
Today is Isopod Sunday. Do whatever.
Ao3 is down rn and I'm in the middle of a lecture
What am I supposed to do ???????????? Listen to the professor ?????????????
It became a trend to tell someone that you wanted to eat their organs as a way of saying that you thought they were cool or attractive, and there was a news article claiming that David Tennant (the former Doctor Who star) signed a legal document saying that he was legally allowed to sue people if they told him they wanted to eat his organs because it made him extremely uncomfortable, but also that he would NEVER eat anyone else’s organs or this form would be used against him in court.
sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive