(crawls On All Fours With Blood Drenched On Me) I Have To Do Arts And Crafts

i make myself laugh

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

Ocean announcement:

Today is Isopod Sunday. Do whatever.

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Ao3 is down rn and I'm in the middle of a lecture

What am I supposed to do ???????????? Listen to the professor ?????????????

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Hello my liege, happy Valentine’s Day. I hope Ohio is not treating you too badly. I come bearing a Valentine your blog inspired me to make 🤩

Greatest luck on your magnum opus 🤩🤩🤩

Happy Valentine's Day! May every one of you find the Kermit to your Joker.