Ao3 Is Down Rn And I'm In The Middle Of A Lecture

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

guys I think everything is going to be okay

Hello my liege, happy Valentine’s Day. I hope Ohio is not treating you too badly. I come bearing a Valentine your blog inspired me to make 🤩

Greatest luck on your magnum opus 🤩🤩🤩

Happy Valentine's Day! May every one of you find the Kermit to your Joker.

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

deadbeat daughter

It became a trend to tell someone that you wanted to eat their organs as a way of saying that you thought they were cool or attractive, and there was a news article claiming that David Tennant (the former Doctor Who star) signed a legal document saying that he was legally allowed to sue people if they told him they wanted to eat his organs because it made him extremely uncomfortable, but also that he would NEVER eat anyone else’s organs or this form would be used against him in court.

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted