Hello My Liege, Happy Valentine’s Day. I Hope Ohio Is Not Treating You Too Badly. I Come Bearing A

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

My 4 homophobic uncles when I show up to Easter dinner on shrooms

I made this for the legendary @hymen-restoration-project

King is this your friend Elton John

Woah mama it's Elton in the flesh

i make myself laugh

Ocean announcement:

Today is Isopod Sunday. Do whatever.

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

Can't wait !!