Ocean Announcement:

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

*remembers*

*gets sick to my stomach*

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

good morning, slurs

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself