What If You Wore A Shirt That Featured A Picture Of You Trying To Claw Your Way Out Of The Shirt With

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

I made this for the legendary @hymen-restoration-project

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there