Top 3 Places To Bleed Out:

how it feels opening tumblr recently

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

god, your worst warrior needs money

It became a trend to tell someone that you wanted to eat their organs as a way of saying that you thought they were cool or attractive, and there was a news article claiming that David Tennant (the former Doctor Who star) signed a legal document saying that he was legally allowed to sue people if they told him they wanted to eat his organs because it made him extremely uncomfortable, but also that he would NEVER eat anyone else’s organs or this form would be used against him in court.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself