I Updated It Due To Current Happenings

if I was batman villain I’d just put all my time, effort and energy into slashing his tires, no matter how many time he updates that goddamn batmobile I would find a way

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

me writing dialogue: how do humans talk? how do normal people talk? what are words?

long nose trucks sexier than cabover trucks, who's with me

Percy: If I die, Tyson can have what little I own. Okay? The magical items go to him.

Poseidon: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? You are going to live a long life and won't even think of dying before 100 years.

Percy: My existence is fueled by pure spite, red bull and the adrenaline from whenever other greek creatures, gods and demigods threaten me.

Poseidon:

Poseidon, sighing: Let me call your therapist again. Am I not paying her enough? Hmm. Maybe it's time for a raise.

c!tommy being compared to the dandelion pipeline will never not make me cry

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Screamer actively referring to what I assume are scraplets as his children is hilarious

His babies are fuckin spawns from the pits and it's so accurate