I like to think there's at least one person in the Gravity Falls universe that's obsessed with lost media and old telephone product commercials. Imagine someone updating the lost media wiki on StanCo products and commercials. Trying to link all the different identities of Stan Pines. Only to find out he died in a mysterious car crash that left no body? Imagine the drama, the niche YouTube videos. The concerns for this person who's oddly obsessed over a decade old scam company.
popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something
Mac n cheese
the holy grail types of fanfic
yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"
collecting posts of this type
[The aftermath of whatever Miko just did. There’s smoke. Something’s definitely on fire. Possibly multiple things.]
— Miko… how are you not a Decepticon? – Sena the Decepticon's human pet asked, staring at the destruction.
— What? Ew, no! – Miko wrinkled her nose. – I’m way too cool for them.
— But you cause so much chaos. You literally just—what even was your plan here?
— Honestly? I was just winging it.
— That’s even worse! – Sena threw up her hands. – Decepticons have plans! You just… spontaneously combust reality around you!
"Spontaneously combust reality around you!" Oh I'm so stealing that. 😂
Miko is kinda like a chaotic anti-hero on a team of all regular heroes. She's just not as edgy most of the time.