C!tommy Being Compared To The Dandelion Pipeline Will Never Not Make Me Cry

I've always hated presenting in front of people.

STOP. SENDING. THIS. OTTER. ON. OVER. NIGHT. MISSIONS.

HE CANT STAY AWAKE FOR SHIT

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

all of the dragons would actually hate the beasts imo. they think they’re sniveling little buffoons who puff up their chest with “soul jams” like oh boo hoo look at this little cookie that had to get a hand me down from mommy witchie to have immortality :((( look at this helpless itty bitty baby child who is practically a fetus in terms of our age :(((((( look at who can’t even use magic or be immortal without the help of an outside aid. pathetic. we were born to the world and it obeyed us from the moment we emerged, while you all got sealed up inside cringefail vessels because you had a little morality oopsie and don’t see the value in others lives :((((((((( WEAK ASS LOSERS!

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

Reblog if you wouldn't forget him