Stole My Brother's Tablet So I Could Finally Draw With A Pen Instead Of My Finger On My Phone Lmao. Here's

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

dream claiming that tommy had a literal editor sweatshop making less than minimum wage tommy’s editors in question coming to his defence, sharing the unedited messages dream altered in the video and providing evidence tommy cares about paying editors well:

(please reblog with tags, thanks!)

burger

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

me writing dialogue: how do humans talk? how do normal people talk? what are words?

Happy regular platypus :)

(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)