Overfilledcoffee - FishCoffee

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

Percy: If I die, Tyson can have what little I own. Okay? The magical items go to him.

Poseidon: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? You are going to live a long life and won't even think of dying before 100 years.

Percy: My existence is fueled by pure spite, red bull and the adrenaline from whenever other greek creatures, gods and demigods threaten me.

Poseidon:

Poseidon, sighing: Let me call your therapist again. Am I not paying her enough? Hmm. Maybe it's time for a raise.

You just gotta love Ratchet.

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

🐍 Naga Centric Ideas 🐍

Techno being yoinked by naga sbi because he kept withdrawing from them but he actually has a fear of snakes.

Techno crying as he explains it and them hugging him but (notably) not letting him go. Instead promising they'll help him get over the fear.

---

Naga Phil having 3 bird sons and having cuteness aggression. He loves squeezing them and their instincts arent very happy about it.

---

Naga Techno yoinking zoologist Phil after bonding over their shared interest in snakes. Phil being mad but also not being able to stop admiring Techs snake features.

---

Naga emduo yoinking mouse hybrid Wilbur. One venemous and the other is a constrictor. He's terrified of them for different reasons and he just doesn't know what to do because there's no way he can even escape them.

---

Mafia hybrid AU where Techno is a naga and has to get his venom milked for certain kills. It's not very comfortable (since he has to get threatened enough to bite) and its dark hurt / comfort.

Lots of apologising but continuing to do something. Maybe have sickly sweet Phil in there too

---

Adopted constrictor Techno feeling guilty about his love language (wrapping people up in his tail and gently squeezing) with SBI that keep trying to kinda trigger his instincts to do so.

Maybe a 3 times and 1 type deal? 3 times Techno was scared to squeeze and the 1 time he did? But like dark and kinda fluffy but mostly hurt/comfort.

---

Something with shifters. Snake shifter Wilbur maybe flicking between a different snake to bond with dsbi more on an instinctual level. Kinda started as a boredome thing but now he kinda gets it.

---

Naga Kristin with human sbi. Its a lot of her being possessive and using her height to her advantage. She gives them lots of hugs and manipulation but dont be fooled, theyre also dark. This ones mostly in my brain.

---

Naga / mer au?? Sea snakes. Coral Reef Snakes perhaps.

i will never forget the episode of transformers g1 where seaspray turns into Fabio but he still sounds like he's being sprayed in the face with a pressurized hose

Last night was a thousand year old scrap of linen paper painstakingly re-assembled by a team of archeologists