50 y.o. Bilbo: You want ME to go on adventure? Jail for Gandalf! Jail for a thousand years!
130 y.o. Bilbo: I suppose I'm about to fight Satan.
(- Bilbo, no.)
Bilbo Baggins, (not) at your service.
Тhey discuss their crashes.
I feel like Edge of Night was written by Bilbo, it's just make so much sense. He's definitely the hobbit who has songs for great halls and evil times.
"'This is Sting,' he said, and thrust it with little effort deep into a wooden beam."
love to see bilbo just casually destroying rivendell's property
I stole @ultravioletness’s idea and made some painting collages (click for better quality. or not)
1. The lady in Evelyn De Morgan’s The Crown of Glory (1896) admires Waterhouse’s Siren (c.1900)
2. Godward’s Athenaïs (1908) and An Offering To Venus (1912)
3. Waterhouse’s Isabella (1907) holds Stanhope’s Morgan Le Fay (c.1880)
4. La Belle Dame Sans Merci (1893) seduces a nymph from Nymphs Finding the Head of Orpheus (1900), both paintings by Waterhouse
5. Waterhouse’s Ophelia (1910) finds Collier’s Sleeping Beauty (1921)
please reblog if you save!
not the big dick energy of bilbo baggins to be named a hero in Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood and then promptly fuck off back home where everyone thought he was a crackhead and his relatives were literally waiting on him to die already, live a stupidly long amount of time just to spite them, give all his money to some random relative he adopted, and then fuck off to rivendell of all places and spend the rest of his days making fun of elrond while eating his food and living in his home rent free.
you GOOD MORNING gandalf? you good morning him like he is selling buttons at the door? oh! oh! adventure for hobbit! adventure for hobbit for Thirteen Months!
Headcanon: Caleb was the first one, who discovered glyphs.
So... Hunter is now technically the emperor of the Boiling Isles.
Hunter is the one, who reacted first, of course. I love all of those little details.
I swear on Hunter's back should be whip scars.
Gotta say, Emerald Entrails is pretty freaking powerful group. They have:
The girlboss leader, tough and terrific, plant whitch, and plants are pretty neat, when it comes to fight.
The protector, highly trained warrior, who knows A LOT. Not only about castel guys, just A LOT.
The healer, really good healer with griffon or whatever this thing is.
The strategy genius, with great magic ability.
The mindmaster, who defeated the coven head and two solders by having a mental breakdown.
And all of them ARE best and brightest, and all of them can fly like Gods.
I reeeeealy feel like Hunter should find Eda's dad now and learn how to create palismans, because that'll be the most opposite thing to his servese as Golden Guard. Besides, Caleb made Belos's first mask and probably keep carve on wood, so why can't Hunter bring those skills back to live?
And there's also fan theory about Caleb being married whith Clawthorne, and even crave Flapjack.... You know....
SO
Hunter is a grimwalker.
One of the ingredients you need to create a grimwalker is Palistrom wood.
Palismans get activated when they find a witch.
MAYBE Hunter could have magic of his own, if he united with some other witch?
Also wood is a plant, and we know one beautiful plant witch around Hunter.
And now I'm presenting you my weird Muffet humanization doodle. I gave her dark eyes because my brain keep refuse to draw usual people. She's vietnamese.