Mahiro after exploring the internet
Mahiro: I cant believe this.......
Mihari: What happened?!?!
Mahiro: Mihari.... they... they...
Mahiro breathes before speaking: they turned me into a marketable plushie!!!!!
Mihari with 10 Mahiro plushies in her plushie closet: Im.... aware
Mahiro: I... i... i want some :(
Mihari: Huh ?
Mahiro: Its a little me Mihari!!!! The posibilities are endless!!!
Mihari: Its because Momiji's birthday isnt it.
Mahiro:..... no
Mihari:
Mahiro:
Mahiro: Okay fine yeah it is......
Mihari: Heh
Miyo dissapears for a week and the gang founds her here
Don't talk to me, I'm in the zone right now
Plot twist
Nemu: It was me Momiji....
Momiji: No... you didnt....
Nemu: I WAS THE ONE WHO MARRIED MAHIRON!!!
Momiji: NOOOOOOOO
Nodoka: Lets defeat her Momiji
Nemu: Nodoka? why are you on her side?
Nodoka:..... no reason
Nodoka whispers to Momiji: Lets make them get a divorce.
Momiji: YEAH!!
Mahiro: Um.... whats going on :D?
Mahiro worrying of going to jail and feeling like a pervert when she isnt doing anything at all is real af but also realistically Mihari would be the one going to jail
Post gundam shenanigans
Momiji to Mahiro: Don't worry my bride!!! i will win every duel :D
Mahiro: HUH ????
Asahi: Mahiron will be mine mueheheh!! *Starts dragging mahiro around*
Momiji: HEY!!!
Miyo: * dies*
Mahiro: NAYUTAAAAN A LITTLE HELP?
Nayutan: Sorry Mahiro, im busy with my robot politics i gotta have my revenge and be a girlboss
Asahi: * stops* wait so who is miyo-chin ?
Mahiro while dizzy: Uh, i dunno? the gundam i guess ?
Asahi: Ohhh *Jumps at Miyo* gotta win the duel !!!!
Everyone: ASAHI?!?!?!?
Mihari develops the forcemasc drug
Mahiro: This is so cool!!! though i have a question
Mihari: mmh?
Mahiro: What would happen if i take both versions of the drug ?
Mihari: Your body takes a screenshot.
Mahiro: oh i see.... HUH ?!?!
Mahiro playing pokemon
Mihari: i always wondered, what are your favorite pokemon ?
Mahiro: Hatterene, Gardevoir, Sylveon, Togekiss, Primarina and Gallade
Mihari: um... have those been always your favorites ?
Mahiro: Mm if you exclude the newer ones then yeah more or less!
Mihari: * pats Mahiro on the shoulder* cant believe it took this long to notice....
Mahiro: Eh ?
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Im a firm believer that Mahiro took good care of her pokemon with all the mechanics that allowed her to, like the Pokemon XY mechanic to pet them and feed them was her favorite but she never admitted it
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: お兄ちゃんはおしまい! | Oniichan wa Oshimai! (Manga), お兄ちゃんはおしまい! | Oniichan wa Oshimai! (Anime), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Hozuki Momiji/Oyama Mahiro, Hozuki Kaede/Oyama Mihari Characters: Oyama Mahiro, Oyama Mihari, Hozuki Momiji, Hozuki Kaede, Ouka Asahi, Tenkawa Nayuta, Azuma Chitose, Murosaki Miyo, Kyubey (Madoka Magica) Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff and Angst, Alternate Universe, Mahiro is Madoka! (thats not a good thing), Mahiro is transgender (its the base of this fic), Everyone Is Gay, Mahiro needs a hug, Momiji needs a hug Summary:
Onimai but instead of a magical drug Mahiro needs to make a contract to become girl™ it doesn't go well but don't worry! Momiji can go back in time, what could possibly go wrong!
or basically i fused my Onimai and my Madoka brainrot and made this, free will is real people
Dense and stubborn
10 years later
Mahiro: You know Mihari? i just realised its been a while since i last had an accident with the drug
Mihari: Maybe its because you stopped taking the drug 5 years ago ?
Mahiro:... huh?
Mihari: Mahiro.... i gave you a permanent version 5 years ago and you never quite cared enough to notice
Mahiro: WHAT?!?!?!??
Mihari: here.
Mihari sends a link to Mahiro
Mahiro: transgender?
Mihari: just... just look it up...please
Mihari its goated dont get me wrong
But realistically what she did had so much potential to end up being very cruel to Mahiro, like particulalry if something wrong happened during school.
Mahiro felt like such a pervert already and if she also lost her first friends in so long because of a situation she was forced to she wouldnt just go back to being a neet, the potential damage was so much worse that im glad onimai its a silly chill manga
Mihari the force fem goat but she is lucky she isnt on a tragedy manga
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