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Onimai but Mihari is the neet (Also Mahiro is already girl cause of gender)
Mihari: * Chills on her room trying to perfect a new drug*
Mahiro: GET UP MIHARI WE ARE GOING TO THERAPY
Mihari: EEK
the end. (Big sis Mahiro was too powerful)
Mihari becomes the gender girl
Chitose: Congratulations on releasing the permament gender change drug!!!
The lab cheers
Mihari: Honestly im just glad it was posible to make it really cheap, having extras just in case its always good
Chitose: Wait is that why you worked so hard to make it cheaper ?
Mihari: Yes ? just in case you know ?
Chitose: Oh i thought you wanted to become the light in trans people's lifes or something
Mihari: Huh ?
..............
Mihari gets home after celebrating, still confused
Mahiro: All hail the gender girl!!!
Momiji: Yay the gender girl!!!!
Mihari: .... why.. gender girl ?
Mahiro: Its your tittle! you gave trans people gender! so you are the gender girl
Mihari: That doesnt make much sense-
Mahiro: Well all the world is calling you that so, get used to it gender girl
Mihari: ... what.
Momiji and winning Mahiro over
Momiji: Nayutan... i need your help
Nayuta: yes ?
Momiji: How can i win Mahiro chan over ? you have a lot of information on us.. do you have any idea ?
Nayuta: Finally! i thought you would never ask
......
Momiji: Nayutan... it cant be that simple
Nayuta: Trust me Momiji, it is
......
Momiji: Hey Mahiro chan!
Mahiro: Yes ?
Momiji feeds Mahiro a cookie: Here!
Mahiro: Nom..nom? Momiji why the co-
Momiji scratches Mahiro's chin: hehe
Mahiro: purrrr purr... EEK!
Momiji: Oh my god-
Mahiro: YOU DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING
Momiji: Nayutan... was right!
Momiji and gender (headcanon)
Momiji: Mmmh
Kaede: What are you thinking about ?
Momiji: I want to be more like a boy
Kaede: like the way Mahiro chan became a girl ?
Momiji: mmmh im not sure
Kaede: Oh ?
Momiji: i dont want to be a boy, not exactly, i kind of want to... be more boyish ? but im also still a girl
Kaede: mmmh, what would you like to change ?
Momiji: I guess i dont want to worry about my chest at all mostly
Kaede: oh! i know a temporary solution for that!
.......
Momiji trying out a binder: this feels.... correct
Kaede: hehe im glad
Miyo dissapears for a week and the gang founds her here
Don't talk to me, I'm in the zone right now
Class been killing me lately so content has been slow but here is a smol doodle
SAVE ME MOMIJI!!!!!
Nayuta the DM
Chitose: Oh? what are you up to Nayuta?
Nayuta: Im working on our dnd campaing!
Chitose: oh ? that... seems like a lot of planning .... more than usual id say?
Nayuta: After surviving our first sessions i realised i gotta prepare better, they always find a way to just.... completely take over
Chitose: What do you mean?
Nayuta: I got to prepare for Miyo's constant girl charming, either by making the characters aroace or just putting a lot of men.....
Chitose: Thats all ?
Nayuta: No. Asahi just finds ways to make everything absurd, Mahiro keeps outsmarting my puzzles and her character its getting too op and Momiji!!!... just cannot endure the mention of any undead....
Chitose: Well.... it sounds like a good time anyway
Nayuta: I have never had this much fun in my life! but they will not outplay me....
Some loose ideas for the Madoka Magica Onimai fic
might spoil Madoka Magica and also it will escape the usual fluffyness and normal Agnst of onimai, Madoka Magica is very brutal so be warned
HomuMomiji is still friendly to everyone to an extent but still very frustrated because of how easy they die, she wouldnt become openly hostile unlike Homura because she had a previous relationship with all of them unlike the Homu
HomuMomiji becoming obsessed with MadoMahiro its more based on how Momiji got attached to Mahiro after just 2 encounters in the original story, than the way Homura did with Madoka
MadoMahiro needs to always make a wish, no Mihari drug, so she gets her new body thanks to her wish and instead becomes deaged so that Kyubey can harvest her emotional energy more easily, more unstable more easily one becomes a witch so making her go through puberty makes sense. So HomuMomiji's goal is to keep her alive mostly, which since Mahiro is less self sacrificial than Madoka, means to keep her from witching out that its 20 times more likely since Mahiro's own troubles.
No magia record because i know the bare minimum and i dont really like it that much, though some concepts i migh take
Mihari wont be a Magical Girl because she is smarter than that but she will be still very involved
Since the cast has less motives to be antagonistic to each other, the challenge of HomuMomiji its balancing the truth about the contract and Mahiro and Nayuta since they are the new members
Miyo would be the veteran magical girl and she gets confused as to why HomuMomiji suddenly became a magical girl withour kyubey (she also lives for the yuri of the magical girls she encounters while defending the city)
onimai but Mahiro gets gaslighted
Mahiro: Guys.... i cannot lie anymore....im actually a 20 year old guy....
Momiji: Silly Mahiro thats unrealistic
Mahiro: But i-
Kaede: Try a better lie next time Mahiro chan, you dont behave like a 20 year old at all
Mahiro: But Mihari-
Mihari: What are you talking about Mahiro chan? you have always been my younger sister
Mahiro: Huh?!??! no im sure i-
MamáOyama: My daughter its so silly! you have always been the silliest, you are my youngest and my precious daughter~
Mahiro: am... am i ?!??
Everyone: Yes!
Mahiro: But im sure im not actually a girl im just a perv-
Mihari: Thats not a nice joke Mahiro chan~
Momiji: Yeah! you are just terminally online!!
Mahiro: for.. for real ?
Everyone: Yes!
Mahiro somehow happier than ever: oh..um.. o-okay!
Nayuta and Mahiro watching
Chitose: Soooo, hows school Nayuta ?
Nayuta: I have developed a new hobby
Chitose: Oh ?
Nayuta: Its called "Mahiro watching", i just wait and see what silly thing Mahiro chan will do
Chitose: Oh god you sound like Mihari, there cant be that much silly things for you to develop a whole hobby about it.... right ?
Nayuta: Well.....
...........
Mahiro: awawawawa,,,,,im sorry Momiji i panicked and i had just found this really cool sand so i had to put it on my pocket and i thought we were gonna fight and-
Momiji: WHY POCKET SAND?????
.........
Mahiro: I think i have made mistake.
Momiji: What did you do ?
Mahiro: well-
Yuta and Minato enter the classroom looking 200% more Yuri than before
Mahiro: um.. that
Miyo: SUCH A BLESSING!!!
........
Mahiro: do you all sometimes play games for hours and then start seeing the Badhiro?
Momiji: the what ?
Mahiro: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly
........
Mahiro: NAYUTAN WE NEED TO COOK
Nayuta: i dont think we should be selling meth Mahiro chan
Mahiro: I MEANT FOOD
Nayutan: oh-
.....
Chitose: wait what was the last one ?
Nayuta:.... POCKET SAND
Chitose:..... i wear glasses Nayuta
Nayuta: uh oh
Mahiro and the fight
Momiji: Mahiro chan. meet me after school behind the main building. :)
Mahiro: Eek!! o-okay!
Mahiro internally: Is Momiji mad? did she figure me out ??!? WILL SHE BEAT ME UP ?!?!?
..........
Momiji: you are here Mahiro chan.
Mahiro: y-yes!
they stand still in silence until
Momiji walking forward to Mahiro: Mahiro chan i think i lik-
Mahiro panicking: EEK!! P-POCKET SAND!!!!
Momiji: AAAAH MY EYES
Cooking with Miyo
Miyo: Welcome everybody! to a new episode of 'Cooking with Miyo ', on this episode we have our special guests! MomiMahi!!
Mahiro: Wait did you just introduce us with a ship name-
Momiji: just roll with it Mahiro chan -
Miyo: Today we will make some delightful sopaipillas!
Mahiro: The hell is that ?
Momiji: I have no idea
Miyo: for this recipe we would need squash but we will use pumpkins as a replacement!
Mahiro: Um Miyo im not sure thats a-
Momiji: I dont think we can get squash before she starts cooking lets try our best to make it edible at least-
.............
Miyo: and we are done!!!
Miyo: So what do you think, our dear guests ?
Mahiro and Momiji are passed out on the floor after trying Miyo's "sopaipillas"
Miyo clueless: my oh my, sleeping together after some nice food, huh ~ truly some nice Yuri
Miyo: Thanks everybody for watching!
in the background Nayuta and Asahi go pick up Mahiro and Momiji up while Miyo is busy with the camera
The Mahiro Oyama Trial
Judge Nayuta: Today we are here to discuss the fate of Mahiro 'Mahiron' Oyama, the charges are.... murder. any opening statements ?
Prosecutor Asahi: Yes Nayutan!-
Nayuta: its your honor-
Asahi: Mahiron was found near the passed out body of Miyochin-
Attorney Momiji: OBJECTION! wasnt she dead ?
Nayuta: Well she took longer to regain consciousness than usual so i would say it counts as her being dead, objection denied!
Asahi: that means she killed her! i rest my case
Mahiro: um... its that all ?
Asahi: Yes :D
Nayuta: Truly an unspeakable scene, the defense attorney may start
Attorney Momiji: um... nuh uh ?
Mahiro: WDYM NUH UH ???!?!?
Momiji: well what else am i supposed to say-
Asahi: OBJECTION! YUH UH
Mahiro: oh god
Mahiro and the Council
Momiji: Mahiro-chan... i think i like you >_<
Mahiro.exe stopped working
Meanwhile on Mahiro's brain
Rational Mahiro: we have to say no.
Shy Mahiro: B-but... its M-Momiji....
Irrational Mahiro: WE HAVE TO SAY NO WE ARE GONNA GO TO JAIL, MIHARI SAD , THEY WOULD BULLY ME ON JAIL!!!
Bold Mahiro: But its Mihari's fault... we can just blame her and... and see what makes Momiji like us!!
Mean Mahiro: Maybe She is just crazy
Bold Mahiro hits Mean Mahiro on the head
Mean Mahiro: owwie :(
Puppyhiro: I like Momiji too....
Rational Mahiro: Dont start Puppyhiro...
Meanwhile outside
Momiji: Mahiro chan ?
Mahiro: o_o
Nayuta: i think you broke her
Speedrunner Mahiro
Mahiro: Hey Momiji wanna see something cool ?
Momiji: oh?
Mahiro grabs Momiji's hand, accidentally making her blush, and then she crosses the forsaken city in under a minute
Momiji extremely confused: MAHIRO-CHAN?!?!?!
Mahiro: Im not finished yet!!!
Then she ignores the campfire, skipping the dream, and a very annoyed Badhiro appears
Badhiro: Hey at the very least allow me to-
Mahiro: Sorry no time, come here
Mahiro then grabs Badhiro and drags her too around the whole mountain
the screams of Badhiro and Momiji can be heard all around the mountain
and sadly no pie was made
The "boys" and yuri
At a short distance, Miyo's can be heard yuri rambling, not being subtle as usual
Yuta: Yuri huh ? have you ever read yuri manga Minato ?
Minato: Mmmh no yet, though i saw some interesting ones the other day
Yuta: Should we give it a shot ?
Minato : Sure!
.........
They read the summer you were there*
Yuta holding back tears: that was nice.. sniff
Minato: .... i wish i was yuri....
Yuta: me too....
Minato: ...
Yuta: ...
Yuta: wait what
Momiji and height difference
* insert random time skip that would make Momiji taller *
Mahiro looking up: Hey Momiji!
Momiji: Yes Mahiro-chan ?
Mahiro smugly: How's the weather up there ? hehe
Momiji without missing a bit: I dont know! how about you come here and find out ?
Mahiro: Wha-
Momiji picks up Mahiro with ease, making it so they are eye to eye
Mahiro: Nnemwmtlkejtk??!?!?
Momiji: Soooo, how's the weather up here Mahiro-chan :]?
Mahiro: WHATEVER PUT ME DOWN
Nemu adventures!!!!
Its an average summer day, the sunlight blinding for the tired eyes of our protagonist. Luckily she has her eyes closed, because the sleepiness its never ending. unluckily she crashed with a metal pole.
Nemu: ow
The end.
Momiji: Soooo... you come here often ?
Mahiro: Momiji this is my room
Momiji: You are dodging the question Mahiro-chan~
Mahiro: Well.. i guess ??
Momiji: ....
Mahiro: ....
Mahiro: You forgot what came next right ?
Momiji: .....yeah
Asahi and changes in perspective
Asahi: Miyo-chin!! I got a question!!!
Miyo: Oh?
Asahi: Why are suddenly prettier than before ?
Miyo: PFFFFF COUGH cough... i think i miss heard you Asahi
Asahi: Why are you prettier than before :0?
Miyo blushing: Oh you.. actually- I- you what???
Asahi: Its really weird because im sure you werent always this pretty ? but now i wanna hug you a lot and stare at you Miyo-chin :0. So what did you do :00?? is it your hair :0?
Miyo: MNfksbflw fns flwnflwbgo2jfpwbxlbtobfnwlgbk,!?@?%*×(%&
The rest of the gang enter the room and see Miyo being more Miyo than usual
Mahiro: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?!??!
Nayuta: I think Asahi happened
C-sides
Mahiro: THIS IS THE GOOD ONE
Momiji: Mahiro- chan you've said that countless times already.... shouldnt you take a break ?
Badhiro: Trust us Momiji this is important
Momiji: Important?
Mahiro: We need the piss heart Momiji.
Momiji: ... huh ?
Badhiro: Its a heart... piss colored, piss heart
Momiji:... why do you want a piss heart ?
Mahiro and Badhiro: * Blushes *
Momiji: ??????????
Minato and a realisation
Tv: The revolutionary permanent gender swap drug, with its lead researcher Mihari Oyama wil be.....
Minato: Thats awesome..... finally an easy and perma-..... did he say Oyama ?
Minato looks closely to the tv and see's a very familiar face that sometimes she saw with Mahiro
Minato: No way.... thats Oyama's sister ?!?!?!
Minato: What a wild coincidence.....
Suddenly an early memory of Mahiro going to the men's bathroom by mistake, yet looking used to it, came back to Minato
Minato: ....wait-
Mahiro and good work
Chitose: I guess you're wondering why Nayuta brought you here
Mahiro: Im not going to jail.... right ?
Chitose: Mahiro its been years already no one is going jail.... well maybe Mihari but thats her own problem
Mahiro: so...?
Chitose: Since you became a core part for the gender drug development i thought you deserved a reward so here
Chitose drops a figurine on Mahiro's hand
Mahiro: What.. what is this ?
Chitose: Thats a little version of me Mahiro, i want you to have it
Mahiro: First the stickers and now this.... i dont really want this-
Nayuta: Can i have it :0?
The rewards of Capitalism
Mihari: Its been a month already.. i wonder how they are handling themselves...
Kaede: they are probably alright, Tom nook is an old friend he know what he's doing
Mihari: I cant believe Tom Nook is real....
Kaede: And i cant believe you made the anti gender disphoria drug a reality and somehow really cheap at the same time
Mihari: Im a professional at force fem- ITS THAT A WHOLE CITY ?!?!?!?
at a distance the island become visible and in contrast to how it looked a month ago its gained multiple buildings and roads
Kaede: Well at least we know they are alright ?
Mihari: I refuse to believe they did all that
Kaede: Well Tom Nook really helps out a lot for the right price-
Mihari: EXACTLY MY POINT, MAHIRO CHAN IS A LAZY BUM BY NATURE
Mahiro is pushed into capitalism
Mahiro: Ugh... this is the worst....
Momiji: really ? i think this place is really nice!
Mahiro: They sent us to a random island in who knows where...
Momiji: its a really pretty island!
Mahiro: We had 0 planning and now a human sized tanuki gave us a debt in exchange of housing
Momiji: He seemed nice
Mahiro: And now we gotta somehow pay that debt while living off the island....
Momiji: Well.. at least we share a tent!
Mahiro:..... sigh... yeah i guess so
New chapter on the incorrect onimai short stories hehe
So uh Ao3 Am i right ?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64132153