Incorrect Onimai - Blog Posts

What if i make a fic thats just short stories based from the Incorrect onimai posts ?

Excluding the celeste au cause someone else is already writting something very pog about that

but like it would be nice to expand on the ideas, since the format i use for the posts is very simple and doesnt allow for much

Plot twist 2(?

Nemu: oh i also had a christmas date with Mahiron, it was rather long (she is talking about videogames)

Momiji: .... you what.

Nodoka grabs Nemu's shoulder: its that so~?

Nemu: I feel like im in danger

.......

Mahiro meanwhile chatting with the gang

Mahiro: Why do i hear boss music ?

Momiji at a distance:MAHIROOOOOOO-CHAAAAAAN!!!!!

Nayuta: rip bozo

Plot twist

Nemu: It was me Momiji....

Momiji: No... you didnt....

Nemu: I WAS THE ONE WHO MARRIED MAHIRON!!!

Momiji: NOOOOOOOO

Nodoka: Lets defeat her Momiji

Nemu: Nodoka? why are you on her side?

Nodoka:..... no reason

Nodoka whispers to Momiji: Lets make them get a divorce.

Momiji: YEAH!!

Mahiro: Um.... whats going on :D?

Blind Mahironi

She gamed so hard she got blind

Miyo approves the new look though

Lgbtq+

Mahiro: We need a group name

Nayuta: What for ?

Asahi: Because its cool!!!

Momiji: YEAHHH we need a cool name

Miyo: Maybe we could be called the 5 lillies?

Mahiro: ... any reason why?

Miyo: i like.....flowers

Mahiro: Right....

Mihari: You guys are the skittle's squad

Kaede: pfff, yeah i can see that honestly

Mahiro: Skittle's?

Nayuta: I think its because we are Lgbtq+

Mahiro: .... whats that ?

The whole group looks at Mahiro with confusion

Mahiro : w-what?

Kaede: She doesnt know ??!?!

Mihari: sigh... yeah that one is on me, i dont know why im suprised

Yuri 2 ?!?!?!?

Aoi: If yuri is so awesome, why havent they invented Yuri 2 ????

Miyo: Well-

Conveniently Momiji enters the classroom with Mahiro and Badhiro at each side

Miyo: There it is! Yuri 2 !!!!

Aoi: ... huh!?!?!?!?

Changing

Miyo: Yuri you say ???....

Miyo looks at the window, nostalgia all over her face

Miyo: i was yuri once......

Asahi: Then what are you now Miyo-chin ?

Miyo hugging Asahi tightly: Down bad.

B-sides

Badhiro: Just give it up...

Mahiro: NEVER

Badhiro: You've been dying for hours.....

Mahiro: I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING.

Badhiro: This is not a game.

Mahiro: .... but i want to get all the hearts....

Badhiro: .... Ugh... fine.

Mahiro: Hehe you guessed my plan ?

Badhiro: We share feelings, of course i did

Chitose at a distance: .. how do i tell her she will need to use those later......

Celeste 4 accepting oneself and the benefits

Mahiro accepts Badhiro as a part of herself, obtaining her double jump and also....

Badhiro: Huh.. i finally look like us... i like this

Mahiro: You look like me but goth.

Badhiro: well i like purple, it reminds me of the bite of 87

Mahiro: Oh cmon dont start....

Momiji appears screaming and running to Mahiro, worried after seeing her fall

Momiji: MAHIROOO-CHAN !!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY !?!?!

Badhiro: !! She is back :o

Mahiro: She really is suprising....

Badhiro: Yeah....

Momiji: !!!!!! TWO MAHIRO-CHANS?!?!?!?

Chitose appearing out of nowhere in particular: calm down Momiji i can expla-

Momiji: THIS IS HEAVEN!!!!!

Mahiro and Badhiro: ..... O///O

Celeste 3 on the mirror temple

Mahiro: So. why do you look like that?

Badhiro: Like what huh ?

Mahiro: You know how.

Badhiro: Oh~? you mean like your TRUE self ? is that it ?

Mahiro: Thats not-

Badhiro: Oh but it is ? i mean you have said it yourself multiple times, haven't you ?

Mahiro: I-

Badhiro: What ? dont tell me you dont want your comarade anymore ? you wound us..

Mahiro:...... and what if i dont?

Badhiro: Tch, as if. Can you even handle exposing the truth ? you think you can ignore us forever ?

Mahiro:.......

Mahiro silently starts looking for Momiji

Badhiro: Pathetic.

Yapping

Momiji: Hey Mahiro-chan!!! have you ever played a game called hollow knig-

Mahiro grabs Momiji by the shoulders

Momiji: M-mahiro-chan ?

Mahiro menacingly: Yes. why do you ask ?

Momiji: Well i saw an interesting video and i wanted to ask you about who the hollow knight is-

Mahiro drags Momiji into her room, turn on her pc and a power point presentation called "Hollow knight lore" appears

Mahiro: SO IT ALL STARTED WITH-

and so Mahiro yapped to Momiji for 5 straight hours, luckily Momiji is a gayass so she enjoyed it

Blind

Momiji appears after some time without seeing Mahiro, her hair longer than normal.

Momiji: Mahirooo-chan!!!!

Mahiro: .... um who D:?

Momiji: !!!! Its Momijiiiiii

Mahiro: !!!! Momiji!!! you look different ?!?!

Momiji: Well my hair did grew a bit, thought its that all that it takes for you to not recognize me ?

Mahiro: ... well i honestly have trouble remembering faces.. so i tend to rely on everything else-

Mihari: Thats the tism.

Mahiro: HEY!

Mihari: Its true though

Mahiro: well maybe im just blind!!

Mihari: You are too

Mahiro: !!!!! HUH?

Mihari: I noticed a long time ago, thats why a slip eye medicine too in your drug

Mahiro:.... can you stop putting random stuff in my food ?

Mihari: Hehe whoopsie

The idea of blind Mahiro came out in a convo with @/bernadettafireemblem3houses and it is a good idea so might aswell use it for the incorrect quotes

Miyo's yuritastic adventures

Aoi: So you are finally here Miyo

Miyo: Indeed, today we will learn which of us holds the absolute truth

Aoi: I will show you the power of BL and you will lose.

Miyo pins Aoi to a wall: Wouldnt you like to experience yuri before that ?

Aoi: !!!

And then Miyo wakes up from her dream

Miyo: ... hmph

The end...?

realisation

Minato: Im transgender :D

Mahiro: Wats dat ?

Minato explains to Mahiro the trans of the gender

Mahiro:.... huh so like me then?

Minato: yes?... wait what?

Mahiro:..... oh......OHHHHHHHHH

Minato: Um.....Oyama ?

Mahiro: I WAS A GIRL THE WHOLE TIME ??!?!?!?!

Minato: ... um yes ? were you not before ?

Mahiro: !!! oh um...... its... complicated, ANYWAYS i gotta go scream at my big sister now. thanks for the eye opening information!!!! oh and also cute haircut! well anyhow byeeeeeeeeee

Mahiro runs off into the distance and after some minutes a faint "MIHARI!!" can be heard all over town

Minato: ...... well i guess Yuta isnt the only slow one ?

My fav part about writting Mahiro its that she is so dumb and naive sometimes despite wanting to prove she is cool and awesome

she is like a pathetic dog

Dense and stubborn

10 years later

Mahiro: You know Mihari? i just realised its been a while since i last had an accident with the drug

Mihari: Maybe its because you stopped taking the drug 5 years ago ?

Mahiro:... huh?

Mihari: Mahiro.... i gave you a permanent version 5 years ago and you never quite cared enough to notice

Mahiro: WHAT?!?!?!??

Mihari: here.

Mihari sends a link to Mahiro

Mahiro: transgender?

Mihari: just... just look it up...please

Mahiro's strawberry pie gets worse and worse the more strawberries she picks because she lacks the skill to use them all

the end screen with full strawberries its just the previous strawberries goal mark pie but with Momiji and Badhiro trying fit the rest of the strawberries into the picture while Mahiro sheepishly smiles at them

Jail

Random inmate: So.. why are you here huh ?

Mihari: I forced feminized and de-aged my older brother and sent her to school

Inmate: .... why

Mihari: Well it sounded like a good idea at the time, she really needed to get out of her room somehow and well she really had some egg vibes you know ?

The inmate moves far away from Mihari while looking utterly confused

Meanwhile Kaede after hearing the news

Kaede: I dont know how to feel about the fact im not suprised.....

Celeste 2

Mahiro: Well might as well try my best

Momiji: Thats true!!

Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall

Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us

Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine

Mahiro:....

Badhiro:.....

Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-

Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!

Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head

Badhiro: We would be dead without you.

Momiji: ... hehe im aware

Celeste

Mahiro: Cant believe Mihari's next idea was to send me to a mountain...

Badhiro: Hey

Mahiro: Oh hey!

Mahiro:....

Badhiro:....

Mahiro: Wait what.

Mahiro is bridget flavor

Minato is Madeline flavor

Momiji would like shadow the hegdehog and Asahi would like Sonic

Mahiro likes them both

Nayuta likes Metal Sonic

Miyo likes Surge and Amy

Momiji: Are you the silliest because you are Mahiro Oyama or are you Mahiro Oyama because you are the silliest?

Mahiro:.......

Mahiro: You watched Jujutsu Kaisen didnt you.

Momiji: Hehehe

Forming a team part 2

Yuta: Hey!

Minato: Oh hey-

Yuta: I need you.

Minato: Wha-HUH?!?!?!?

Yuta picks a flustered Minato up

Yuta:LETS GOOOOO!!!

......

Mahiro: They got you too huh....

Minato: I got bamboozled....

I kinda stole the addition of Minato from @/miyomurosaki so ye

Mahiro in a different universe

Mahiro: Good morning :D!!!

Momiji: Buenos dias Mahi !

Mahiro: Huh ?

Nayuta: Que pasa Mahiro ?

Mahiro: Sorry um, could you repeat that ?

Asahi: Oigan por que Mahiro esta hablando ingles ?

Nayuta: Quiza se cree gringa

Mahiro: Um???

Momiji: Dejenme probar algo

Momiji: Oye Mahi, te ves bonita hoy ;]

Mahiro: Uhhh.. yes ?

Miyo: Oooh, una pareja con una barrera de lenguajes...... esto tiene potencial

Mahiro: So uh.... whats going on >_>??

Nayuta: I think you forgot how to speak spanish

Mahiro: SPANISH?!?!?

Momiji: Hablas ingles ?

Nayuta: Hehe ;>

Miyo gets isekai'd

Miyo suddenly remembers her past life in the middle of a hallway

Mahiro the villainess(?: Excuse me commoner, can you ... um can you move please-

Momiji: sorry what was that ?

Mahiro panicking: awawawawah.... I SAID MOVE COMMONER

Momiji: HEY thats so rude

Asahi: We should fight her Momiji!!

Mahiro: D:!!!

Momiji: Wait Asahi! she is a noble

Asahi: oh.. so what do we do?

Miyo finally processing her past life: YOU SHOULD KISS HER! i mean what-

Momiji looks at Mahiro

Mahiro: ?

Momiji: Huh, yeah that works

Mahiro: wait wha-

And so Miyo became the ultimate matchmaker for an alternative universe, no one seemed to think about being gay before so she made the ultimate social revolution, what will she do in her next adventures ?!?!?!

Asahi: Can i kiss Miyo-chin then ?

Miyo: HUH?!?! W-WAIT ASAHI I WAS MONOLOGUING

Asahi: So no kisses :(?

Miyo: I didnt say-

Asahi: Yay :D

And so Miyo too became Yuri and she JfnsngnsmgbebgkwgbengnnqkfnASAHIWAITIHAVETOFINISHVFKmfndkgnwkgnejgkenglwngkw

the end.

Forming a team

Asahi: Mahiron!

Momiji: Mahiro!

Mahiro: Wha- yes ?

Momiji: We are asembling a crew

Asahi: Join our crew Mahiron!!

Mahiro: :D? what for ?

Momiji: Baske-

Asahi: You need to go ballin Mahiron!

Mahiro: Haha what ?

Momiji: You are the only one of us who can double jump Mahiro

Asahi: Come on!!!!

Mahiro: WAIT?!?!?

Playing dnd

Nayuta: You see a lamia and-

Miyo: Can i?-

Nayuta: Roll for charisma.

Miyo rolls the dice: .....natural 20

Nayuta:........ you manage to charm and seduce the lamia and she allows you all to continue your journey

Miyo: Can she-

Nayuta: The lamia is too busy to go with you.

Miyo: Awwww

Mahiro: Miyo.... our party already has 15 extra members thanks to you.... its.. its not that big of a dea-

Momiji: I dont think that will work Mahiro..

Asahi: I CAST FIREBALL AT THE LAMIA

Miyo: WHAT!!?!?!

Nayuta: roll for an attack

Asahi: .... i got a 20!

Nayuta: she dies.

Miyo: NOOOOOOOO

Mihari: Isnt this a bit overkill?

Mahiro: This is all your fault Mihari, im not having legal troubles for a dead man

Mihari: hmph

Kaede: So Mihari, why does your brother doesnt visit, like at all ?

Mihari: Oh thats.... well-

Mahiro coming out of nowhere: We sold him.

Kaede and Mihari: Huh?!?!?

Mahiro: We sold him to science.

Kaede looks at Mihari

Mihari:... its... true