Incorrect Onimai - Blog Posts

the gang playing minecraft

Mahiro: Um, why is there a bed next to mine ?

Momiji: Oh that one is mine!!... i just uh.. wanted to use the space efficiently.. yeah

Asahi: Oh i want to put my bed near there too!!!

Asahi hit the ground too hard while trying to escape Miyo

Miyo: whoopsie! i miss clicked

Nayuta made the advacement [Free the end].

Mahiro:HUH?!?!?

Nayuta: now the real game begins >:).

Nayuta: Full house!!

Asahi: Nice try Nayutan!! but i evolve my combusken into a blaziken with 3 energies

Momiji: You fool, I SUMMON EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE

Mahiro: Momiji, roll for perception

Momiji: Oh okay ? ..... i got a 10

Mahiro: She doesnt notice, Miyo roll for a suprise attack

Miyo:..... i got natural 20

Mahiro: Miyo hits a critical strike, your exodia dies

Momiji: HUH??!?!

Mihari: What are you all playing.....

Mahiro: Well we had all this incomplete game sets so we are kinda improvising

First day of Uni with the gayasses!

decided to post incorrect onimai art here instead than my main so ye, forgive my poor handwritting kejgkfgn

Mahiro after exploring the internet

Mahiro: I cant believe this.......

Mihari: What happened?!?!

Mahiro: Mihari.... they... they...

Mahiro breathes before speaking: they turned me into a marketable plushie!!!!!

Mihari with 10 Mahiro plushies in her plushie closet: Im.... aware

Mahiro: I... i... i want some :(

Mihari: Huh ?

Mahiro: Its a little me Mihari!!!! The posibilities are endless!!!

Mihari: Its because Momiji's birthday isnt it.

Mahiro:..... no

Mihari:

Mahiro:

Mahiro: Okay fine yeah it is......

Mihari: Heh

Momiji: Is she stronger than you Mahiro ?

Mahiro: Good question hm..

Mahiro: If Nayutan were to go all out it might give me a little trouble

Asahi: But would you lose ?

in front of them, Nayuta is waiting to arm wrestle Mahiro

Mahiro: Nah... I'd win

Miyo: Um Mahiro you already lost

Mahiro:.... damn it

Mihari develops the forcemasc drug

Mahiro: This is so cool!!! though i have a question

Mihari: mmh?

Mahiro: What would happen if i take both versions of the drug ?

Mihari: Your body takes a screenshot.

Mahiro: oh i see.... HUH ?!?!

When Mihari becomes succesful thanks to the development of the gender drug (like fr that would be such a breakthrough) she really would have an awkward time any time someone asks for her motivation, like girl skipped years just to forcefem her once brother and im fairly certain that would not be a wise thing to ever admit.

I like to believe that all the old person references Mahiro does are just because she is terminally online

headcanon obvis but like it allows me to post MomiMahi and sleep at night (and also im sorry but Mahiro's mental age doesnt fit the canon but that is such a difficult conversation because im just dumb so im gonna stick to my head canon instead when posting be warned people)

MomiMahi kabedon but its just their usual sillyness

Momiji: *pins Mahiro to a wall*

Mahiro: um.. Momiji ?

Momiji panicking because she didnt plan anything: YOU ARE SO CUTE!

Mahiro: EH ?!?!

Momiji going with the flow: AND ALSO VERY PRETTY

Mahiro: HUH ?!?!? O////O

Momiji: AND... AND YOU ARE FUNNY

Mahiro: >////<?!?!?!

Momiji rambling: AND ...AND YOUR INTEREST ARE FUN !!!AND PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU IS GREAT AND YOU BRIGHTEN THE ROOM!!! AND AND(....)

20 mins later

Nayuta: What are they doing ?

Asahi: uhh a talking competition ?

in front of them Mahiro is melting and still pinned against a wall by a Momiji who locked herself on a gay rambling, and miyo its on the floor.

Mahiro playing pokemon

Mihari: i always wondered, what are your favorite pokemon ?

Mahiro: Hatterene, Gardevoir, Sylveon, Togekiss, Primarina and Gallade

Mihari: um... have those been always your favorites ?

Mahiro: Mm if you exclude the newer ones then yeah more or less!

Mihari: * pats Mahiro on the shoulder* cant believe it took this long to notice....

Mahiro: Eh ?

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Im a firm believer that Mahiro took good care of her pokemon with all the mechanics that allowed her to, like the Pokemon XY mechanic to pet them and feed them was her favorite but she never admitted it

Post gundam shenanigans

Momiji to Mahiro: Don't worry my bride!!! i will win every duel :D

Mahiro: HUH ????

Asahi: Mahiron will be mine mueheheh!! *Starts dragging mahiro around*

Momiji: HEY!!!

Miyo: * dies*

Mahiro: NAYUTAAAAN A LITTLE HELP?

Nayutan: Sorry Mahiro, im busy with my robot politics i gotta have my revenge and be a girlboss

Asahi: * stops* wait so who is miyo-chin ?

Mahiro while dizzy: Uh, i dunno? the gundam i guess ?

Asahi: Ohhh *Jumps at Miyo* gotta win the duel !!!!

Everyone: ASAHI?!?!?!?

Mahiro building a gundam model kit

Momiji: Oh ? what are you up to Mahiro ?

Mahiro: Oh hey :D! im just building this gundam *Shows the box art*

Momiji: Oh thats so cool!! where are they from ?!?!?

Mahiro: Oh well its a show about mechas and its-

Momiji: Could we watch it?!?! um together >_<?

Mahiro thinking about a safe gundam show: uhhhh... OH! sure yeah! there is actually a new one that came out, it even has yuri!

Miyo appearing from behind Mahiro: YURI?!?!

Mahiro: WE-HUH?!?!?

Asahi and Nayuta aproach with curiosity at their sillyness

Mahiro (clueless): hehe well i guess we could watch it all together!

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Finishin season 1 of mercury witch

Mahiro: Um?

Miyo: *between shocked and excited*

Asahi: WOAHHHHH

Nayutan: Ooh thats gruesome

Momiji: 0_0

Miyo seeing the character of Hitomi

Miyo: Oh god, IS SHE THE VILLAIN ?!?!?

Mahiro: Huh ?

Miyo: She is clearly homophobic, she must be evil

Mahiro: Hitomi..? not even Homura?

Miyo: My yuri senses tell me that Homura its one of us, she is probably not evil

Mahiro: oh uh... i see ?

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watching episode 12

Miyo: Mahiro.... what.. did she meant with very best friend ?

Mahiro: oh well, with the knowledge of everything she could finally apreciate Homura's eff-

Miyo: She got friendzoned.......?

Mahiro: oh um.. i guess ?

Miyo: :(

i like to imagine the friend group growing older and Mahiro, being the yuri pal of Miyo, decides to be a little bit silly and introduce Miyo to Madoka Magica with the vague promise of Yuri.

Despite all Miyo did become invested, she wasnt ready for so much tragedy but the whole becoming the devil because of love made her incredibly invested. And then Mahiro broke the news that there was no new movie yet and she suffers the consequenses of her actions.

Mahironi sucking at games its really funny, and it just gave me an idea

Mahironi and the gang just start playing multiplayer videogames from time to time and everyone,except miyo bcs i think she would be busy looking at her gayass friend group, ends up becoming better than Mahiron so she becomes competitive till Nayutan defeats her lots and then she just accepts her fate

Mahironi when she loses for the first time even losing a bet against Momiji bcs she is a girlfailure like that (and also Momiji would use any chance to get closer to Mahironi so she being the first to defeat her its only cause of that)