David: Oh No, My Nemesis's Son, My Current Enemy, Is Dead! Oh, The Tragedy! Yoav, How Could You?? D':

David: Oh no, my nemesis's son, my current enemy, is dead! Oh, the Tragedy! Yoav, how could you?? D':

Also David: *ordered said assassination*

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