You’ve Heard Of “get In Loser, We’re Going Shopping”

eulogy to childhood - poem

ham sandwiches, and a doctor who dvd

action figures, and a ford galaxy.

movie maker edits, windows xp

yarmouth chips, roller coaster by the sea.

the yellow dsi under sheets at night, and

caravan sounds, through the walls that felt like cardboard

clubhouse breeze, the swimming pool and golf village

days and cupboards waiting, unchanging

the temptations of pushing boundaries so fresh and tangible

that funny little feeling in the pit of your stomach when you’ve just done something wrong.

i can remember most of it, it’s been years since i saw the wallpaper; blue with stars and the other yellow-ish with polka dots

i remember it

Young lady, why did you have to come in and interrupt? Just as I’d got him all softened up and ready for the old one-two!

trigger warning lol this is gonna get pretty deep

those “bri’ish” jokes really aren’t funny.

i can’t be bothered to type a full set of paragraphs detailing how poor my mental health is, so i’ll keep it short and simple.

DON’T MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T CHANGE; FOR EXAMPLE, THEIR NATIONALITY.

i didn’t choose to be born into this country, i didn’t choose to be born the way i did, and being mocked and grouped in with those kinds of people has absolutely done a number to my mental health which has been poor since childhood. it’s affected me so badly so that last year it pushed me to the point of attempting suicide multiple times. i’ve been consistently suicidal and have attempted it a few times over the last few years, but after seeing those kinds of “jokes” my mental state has deteriorated incredibly. it probably seems quite selfish for me to whine about myself and my problems but there’s probably a lot of people out there who are experiencing a similar situation to me with this. we’re all people, we’re all human. and all i ask is for people to maybe stop and consider before mocking people for something that can’t be changed.

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It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

i love that genre of music from the late 90s that's usually just a woman with an acoustic guitar and her voice cracks a lot (i.e put up a parking lot, ironic - alanis morrissette, etc), it feels very gilmore girls

bottom gear remastered

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

idea: the vine of the guy dropping spaghetti from his pockets and stuffing it back in while crying but it's ringo and his suitcase of beans

victoria sponge? no. victoria's ponge