Heya, How You Doing? -🍵

~Rules~

Soooooo, since this is a new blog, we need to establish some rules you disgusting monsters :D

I only write x readers!

I can write NSFW for anyone besides the minors (Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, and Purpled) However it will not be as graphic or descriptive as some other blog NSFW writings.

I am not very good at writing angst, so try not to request it too often ^^;

I only write for the characters, not the real person.

I will write for these characters:

Dream Technoblade Philza Wilbur Ghostbur Vilbur Schlatt Glatt Niki Puffy Ranboo (Platonic) (Even now that he's an adult, it still feels weird) Tommy (Platonic) Tubbo (Platonic) Quackity Eret Sam Fundy BadBoyHalo

Your request doesn't have to be romantic, it can be completely platonic and/or family stuff ^^

Wont Write: Smoking Alcohol (except for Schlatt) Child loss Yandere Descriptive NSFW

Oh btw if you want to become a regular anon, feel free to claim an emoji/phrase to sign your request with! I will probably put these requests as my top priority ^^

heeeeeeeyyy, I see you follow milqueandsugar :) could you do a rendition of the x chubby reader kinda oneshot series they have going on but with cpt. puffy for my lesbian heart?

Oops I do have that showing- Anyways yes, I am a HUGE fan of @ milqueandsugar's wonderful fanfics and am honored to get this request dearest anon :DDDDDDD

Captain Puffy With A Chubby S/O

I'm not exactly sure if Puffy is a sheep, ram, or some other hybrid of that sort, but she's a hybrid.

And as milqueandsugar has mentioned, all the hybrids would probably love an S/O with some chub.

I also head cannon that Puffy has a tiny bit of chub, so she's not the only one who gets to enjoy her mate being healthy.

I'm willing to bet my cats that her tail wags a bit harder when you guys cuddle if you have some chub. It makes you softer and comfier, who wouldn't enjoy that?

I think she'd be quite confident in the way she looks, especially being that she was able to be a knight for a king when she has chub, so she wants you do feel confident too.

If anyone makes you feel unhappy about the way you look she will not hesitate to attack. If anyone sexualizes you for your body shape and/or makes you uncomfortable she will also not hesitate to attack. Only the people you allow to talk that way about your body will be spared.

Yes she worships you nightly.

I like to think that to calm herself she squishes your thighs or gently bites them. Not in a sexual or predatory way, just to remind herself that you're healthy and safe so she's safe too.

Oh pal if Schlatt says ANYTHING about your body, it's on sight. Doesn't matter if it's negative or positive, she doesn't like him looking at you. If it's negative she's obviously very rightfully pissed. If it's positive she gets possessive over you and feels that you would be better with literally anyone other than him. Glatt gets a small pass because she knows he's a ghost so she tries to restrain herself so she has a lower chance of getting herself hurt but she can't contain herself all the time.

Anyways 10/10, would recommend fantasizing over this.

OK HOMIE i have been having shera brain rot so WHAT IF TECHNOBLADE WITH A S/O THAT ACTS LIKE ENTRAPTA you know.... very smart,wants to know everything, and can create anything they can think of

  Ok so I accidentally made this less of Y/N being the character you asked for and more of an Inventor! Reader because I got an idea for how to make this request into a series sdkshsajdsa-Anyways I did my best and I hope you enjoy ^^

~Techoblade With An Inventor! Reader~

  Wiping the sweat off your forehead you look around cautiously. It didn’t look like there were any mobs nearby, but you could never be too sure in the nether, especially with the very open bridge you made to get to your creation station.

  You were working on something Wilbur asked you to make, an automatic TNT system. You originally thought it would be extremely easy and quick money, but it turned out a lot harder when he gave you the description of what he wanted. A large amount of TNT that can only be triggered by one button and nothing else, and it ALL has to be triggered at the same time. Then, install it under L’manburg. But most importantly, make sure no one else knows about it. You wanted to question him but he very quickly walked away.

  But you decided to do it anyways. His citizenship may have been revoked by Schlatt, but he was still your friend! He doesn’t have any bad intentions and you know that. Even if he somehow did, he couldn’t use it. That would be breaking the law.

  To install something like this you would usually need Jschlatt’s permission, but you already knew that he would refuse to allow you to legally do that but you really needed the money or else he’d kick you out anyways. Even with the Blade on your side, the “president” of L’manburg would still kill you or throw you out with nothing to survive with.

  The mention of the Blade snaps you back to reality. He’s probably waiting for you. How long have you even been here?

  You look down at your skin and clothes. You need to hurry home and clean up fast. You couldn’t go on your date looking like this, especially because you’ll already be late.

  You decide to leave the explosives and the other material in the nether so they won’t slow you down and run down your bridge to the nether portal. Scanning your hand on a scanner you made to make sure no one can get to your portal or into your house, you check the time.

  11:46. You had been caught up in your work for 5 and a half hours and are running 6 minutes late from the agreed time. And because he was always super early to your dates, he's been waiting for a very long time.

  I have to install an accurate clock in the nether sometime soon.

  No, that’s not what I should be thinking about. Get ready. Then you can make a clock after. Techno comes first.

  You clean off as efficiently and quickly as possible and change, grab your bag, and run out L’manburg to meet up with Technoblade.

  Eventually you see an annoyed Technoblade in the distance, sitting on a red and white striped blanket with two picnic baskets and his infamous Orphan Obliterater laying on his lap.

  “Techno!” You breathe out, tired from all the running.

  He looks up in your direction, his face slightly brightening when he sees you.

  Technoblade moves his sword to the side and runs over to you to make sure you don’t pass out on him. “So..... Sorry... I got caug...ht.... Up in something.....” You somehow wheeze out.

  "You don't need to explain, now come on, you'll pass out if you keep using this much of your energy." He says, audibly slightly upset about how late you were, but mostly concerned. Taking your hand, he carefully walks you to the blanket.

  After a bit of silence, Techno speaks up. "So, what were you working on?"

  His question sent you into an internal panic. Techno trusted Wilbur, they were brothers after all, but even he wouldn't trust Wilbur enough to make a TNT contraption without any questions like you did. What if he thinks you'll do anything for money? His trust issues would never allow that. You knew that you wouldn't do ANYTHING for money, you loved him! But he probably won't see it like that. Either way, you had to tell him............

        Or....

       You could lie.

  "You know how Jschlatt taxes Niki way more than he should? I wanted to make something to make Niki's bakery work easier to take at least a little bit of the stress off her back." It wasn't a complete lie, you did want to make something for her, but it wasn't what you were working on and wouldn't take this much time.

  "Oh, how kind of you." He smiles. Thank god he bought it.

  "Thank you Techno....." You huff, still trying to regain your composure.

  The two of you eat your food, just enjoying each other's company, and occasionally making comfortable small talk.

      After finishing the food, the two of you say your goodbyes."Oh and uh.... Sorry about being so late. I got lost in thinking of ideas on how to help Niki....." You mumble out. "It's fine, you were only 10 minutes late. It's my fault for getting here an hour before the scheduled time."

  After a bit of arguing over who's more sorry you two actually say goodbye and go your separate ways. You head back to the now horrid L'manburg.

  "Where's the money Niki." "I don't have i-" "You've had plenty of time to pay your taxes Niki. I'll give you one more day, but then you'll have to rely on Wilbur to keep you alive."

  You had grown used to hearing this conversation between the scared but kind voice of Niki and the harsh and violent voice of Mr. 'President'. It always made you want to give up on all the hard work you've done for L'manburg and burn it all down in flames, but you knew that would hurt everyone else and would only help your pride.

  However, those words were new. Niki was always able to pay her taxes on time. It was a huge stress on her, but she always did it.

  'It'll be fine. Maybe if I finish Wilbur's project earlier than I expected I can get the money and help Niki out if she's really struggling that much.' You smile at the thought...

  OOPSIES I WENT REALLY OFF TOPIC BUT IDEAS ARE BLOSSOMING AND THEY'RE ALL NOT REALLY WHAT YOU REQUESTED, AND SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG :-: PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE WHAT YOU ACTUALLY REQUESTED

Hii, I’m pretty new to your blog (found it like, maybe yesterday?) and your writing style is just awesomeee!! But remember to take care of yourself- eat uh.. f o o d and stay hydrated! (I mean I should since I don’t really lol) oh and can I maybe be the 🍡 anon / 🍫 anon ? I might sometimes forget to write that but i’ll probably send more of these stuffs in :D anyways, have a great day <3

Hello 🍫 Anon! I'm happy to hear that you enjoy my writing, since I am working to become an author ^^

I only drink water when I need to take my medication so yeah, I definitely need to hydrate more lol, but you need to as well 👺

Hallooo! Hope your doing fine! Eat food, drink water and make sure you sleep well. Just came here to check up some new updates since I've been out alot, hope you have a good day!! :D

- 🎮 Anon

Hello 🎮! I’ve been good, sorry there’s not a ton of stuff to come back to (school sucks) but I’m glad you’re back anyways :)

(Thank you, I hope you have a great day aswell)

Hey its me!! Sorry I haven't been online, I've been pretty busy lately, make sure to eat, drink water and get enough rest :] Have a great day!!

- 🎮

Hi 🎮! Theres no need to worry about not being online, as long as you're safe and healthy I'm happy :) Have an amazing day dear 💕💕

Masterlist

This author has been going through some personal life problems recently and the already slow posting will be fully postponed until they gain the motivation to write again. Thank you for your patience.

Rules For Requesting

Post Queue

Anons:

🎮 Anon, 🍫 Anon, 🌊 Anon, 🍡 Anon, 🍵 Anon

(A/N- I don't watch a lot of the non-lore streams so please let me know if anyone here has said that they're uncomfortable with their character in fanfiction, especially the minors, and please specify if they've said that they're uncomfy with platonic stuff too.)

Captain Puffy

-With A Chubby S/O (Inspired by @ milqueandsugar)

Eret

Fundy

-Biting His S/O

Karl

Niki

Philza

-With A Steampunk S/O (Multiple)

-With An S/O With Vitiligo (Multiple)

Technoblade

-With A Steampunk S/O (Multiple)

-With An S/O With No Concept Of Personal Space

-With A Red Panda Hybrid! S/O

-With A Fox Hybrid! S/O (but without the physical characteristics)

- With A Dinosaur Obsessed S/O

-With An S/O With Vitiligo (Multiple)

Series:

Techno x Inventor! Reader Pt. 1

Golden Child | SBI Reader Pt. 1

Ok so like hear me out Fundy biting the reader for no reason like yk how some people bite others theyre close to just because idk i just think its cute when they suddenly go ᶜʰᵒᵐᵖ on someones neck or shoulder or something and its not even sexual and yk Fundys a fox so hed probably have lil fangs and omg im down bad

Regarding the recent news, should I keep writing C!Techno as a romantic interest? I don't want to be disrespectful, but Techno content is basically what this blog runs on at this point and I have so many drafts for him, and I also just want to keep his memory alive as much as possible. I definitely won't be writing any smut for him even though all I write is the character but I'm not sure if I should keep on with romance stuff. Please let me know what you guys think.

May the madlad rest in peace.

I wrote the majority of this quite a while ago but only just recently felt the motivation to occupy my mind and start writing again. This was originally going to include a bit of nsfw but it felt weird including that with the stuff listed above. I might make another part with the nsfw if this gets enough love. Enjoy :]

Fundy Bites His S/O

-Ok so I did some research and apparently foxes don't actually have fangs???? It's actually just their canine teeth that get mistaken for fangs a lot??? -But they still have sharp teeth so I'm gonna say that Fundy has fang-like teeth in the area of fangs boom problem solved

-He's probably insecure about his teeth, specifically his fangs -I imagine he does that cute thing where he covers his mouth with his hand when he smiles or laughs -So being able to see his teeth in general shows just how comfortable he is with you -Imagine the comfort level he's at when he willingly gives you a love bite

-Oneshot-

It's never a surprise when Fundy comes home tired and ready to pass out in your arms. Whether it be a run-in with his father, people overworking him, him overworking himself, or just being tired, you had grown to be ready to cuddle him soon as he got home. Even if he wasn't super tired, it's nice to cuddle with your lover so he never complains too much.

Today was one of the bad days for Fundy. Soon as he walked into the house you could tell. Ears down, tail practically tucked between his legs, eyes watery and ready to spill at any moment.

As much as you loved cuddling with him, you always hoped he'd come in lively and excited. You could handle going without cuddles if it meant he was happy, but the poor boy was anything but that at the moment and was in dire need of comfort.

You speed walked over to him as quickly as possible, gently putting a hand on his back and guiding him to your shared bedroom. You pulled a blanket aside just enough to fit the two of you and gently bring him to a laying position facing you and you wrap your arms around him.

You run a hand through his hair, "Do you want to talk about it baby?"

He lets out a soft whimper but nods his head nonetheless.

"Work?" He shakes his head. "A person in specific?" He hums. "Schlatt?" "no..." "Tubbo? Tommy?"

"Wilbur?" He whimpers again, the indication that you needed.

It was always awful when he bumped into Wilbur in one of his moods. Your words didn't have as much of an affect as Wilbur's words did no matter how much more true they were. All you could to was repeat constant validations and play with his hair until he fell asleep and he woke up in a better mindset.

He nuzzled into your neck, sighing in content as his tears seemed to calm down for the moment.

"Are you hungry? Thirsty? Do you want to watch a movie? I can help out with work if you w- Ow!" Fundy immediately recoiled as soon as the exclamation left you mouth, "Sorry!" The guilty look on his flushed face wasn't one you could possibly be upset at though.

You chuckled, "If you wanted me to shut up you could have just asked, but I'm not complaining. It didn't hurt, it was just surprising" You pull him back against your body and his ears perk up a bit. He bites down onto your shoulder again. Surprisingly there was very little pain as he tried to not break skin.

"You're so cute Fundy, you really deserve the world." You sigh out as you continue playing with his hair, his tail starting to wag softly.

He probably was too nervous until that day to bite you because from that day on, no matter his mood, he always tried to sneak up on you and bite your shoulder. In fact, catching you off guard usually brightened his mood so you couldn't be mad about it.

And every morning if he was awake before he thought you were awake he would bite your shoulder in an attempt to gently wake you up.

God you hated his father for what he's done, but man did he contribute into an amazing part of your relationship.

Post Queue

(There are more requests than just these ones, but I'm still in the planning stage for the others and the ones listed have at least 1/4 written.)

Philza With A Hybrid Child! Reader

Technoblade With A Larger Chested S/O

Technoblade x Inventor! Reader PT. 2

Reader Gives The Pals Flowers

Golden Child Pt. 2

NSFW UNDER THE LINE

Fundy x Bunny Reader || Smut