There's this boy in my class and honestly he comes out with the weirdest thing
In geography we were given a sheet on why people live near volcanoes and one of the reasons was something like 'they have festivals were they sacrifice objects'. Then this kid just put his hand up and said, 'Isn't that where they yeet kids into a volcano' with a dead serious face.
In history today we were doing about rebellions in 1069 and he asked 'if the king killed himself, would it be treason?'
We were stood outside waiting to go get changed for PE and he made a tinfoil crown and started shouting 'MY NAME IS JESUS'
We had to design a poster on nature in science and he just drew Undertale characters
I'm pretty convinced he's not entirely connected to this reality.
Ever since i was a little girl I have wanted to fight in battle and receive a grave but concealable injury and continue fighting bravely til the end and get reunited with my comrades and then smile and cough up blood then die smiling
The gap was gaping. It was a gaping gap
Could people drop some of their favourite inspirational/meaningful skulduggery pleasant quotes :)
Piers Morgan: haha snowflakes!
Also Piers: *gets offended by vegan sausage rolls*
Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals
'Tis the season
A Mind Full of Murder
~I really dig the new book cover! Had a go at playing around with the colour palette in my own style~
Everyone who reblogs will receive a pokemon based off of their blog in their asks!
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened
actually skulduggery came back out of spite because ghastly told him that “not even he can get up after death” change my mind