Piers Morgan: Haha Snowflakes!

Good Omens but Crowley wears these

her penis/cock/johnson/member is a wiimote she hasnt properly strapped to her arm. and sister. my ass is a flat screen tv

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

oh my god it might be this

the $200000 donation goal was reached in the sweepstakes, which unlocked 2 more prizes.

However

the skeleton snow globe is still blurred.

If you look in the official rules bit, it says "Jack and Sally snowglobe with custom personalisation"

I wouldn't put it past toby to get a nightmare before christmas snowglobe, and then just stick Sans' head on Jack

penis! in the disk drive

I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start

Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:

Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...

Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.

Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?

Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.

Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?

Saracen:

Saracen: Anyway, moving on...