I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start
Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:
Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...
Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.
Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?
Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.
Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?
Saracen:
Saracen: Anyway, moving on...
I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
More rat comics
her hair and lips change to the color of your blog
ive made up a quick and easy chart to help you find what your name would be if you had been born to elon and grimes
march is just not there. it knows what it did. if your birth month is march you get a freebie.
rry Christs
Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.
Mey Chstms
choso (脹相) in jujutsu kaisen ↳ episode 36 - dull knife
it's for science; what's your age and do u know how to burn CDs?
u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
Besties, we have this new sick moves to learn.
Wasps on my hair.
The dolphin ballerina.
The sassy kangaroo (her signature move)
Searching for my contacts.
Let me hold your anaconda.
The neck stretcher.
And my personal favorite... Killing my migraine with the floor.
Literally, performing art.
Ice lolly, trolley, bobble
I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.