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I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start
Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:
Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...
Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.
Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?
Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.
Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?
Saracen:
Saracen: Anyway, moving on...