Congratulations

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

esc 2022 is so italian, even the flag showed up in person!

we were robbed and i demand financial compensation

May your next period be light and end quickly

I really want to write a fic about John from accounting now

everything about skulduggery annoys the shit out of me.... this bastard doesn’t have stereocilia, an ear drum, or that weird snail looking bit yet he can hear??!??! fuck all the way off

The design is very humane

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

I have a feeling that number will have increased by the time all the asks have been cleared out 

tumblr please give me 3 dollars

The villains don’t want it but they are living through the fans horniest dreams