I really want to write a fic about John from accounting now
everything about skulduggery annoys the shit out of me.... this bastard doesn’t have stereocilia, an ear drum, or that weird snail looking bit yet he can hear??!??! fuck all the way off
If anyone has current contact info for Ea Nasir, would you mind forwarding this link on to him? I think he could benefit from it.
Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened
actually skulduggery came back out of spite because ghastly told him that “not even he can get up after death” change my mind
Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals
'Tis the season
The gap was gaping. It was a gaping gap
Could people drop some of their favourite inspirational/meaningful skulduggery pleasant quotes :)
would this be the ask in question by any chance?
Did you send an ask to someone a while back about what would happen if you weight trained your dick because it may or may not be in the hot section thing of r/tumblr
@justalittletomfoolery oh my FUCKING god
I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start
Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:
Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...
Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.
Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?
Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.
Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?
Saracen:
Saracen: Anyway, moving on...
can someone who's watched Eurovision before tell me what Moldova's entries have been like previously because this slaps so hard
you go you funky moldovan men
The design is very humane