AFTER WORKING ON THIS FOR ALMOST A WHOLE WEEK, I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED!!!!
I know I have written a lot, so do not feel obligated to read it all, but if you want to glance through just to see what classes + subclasses I have assigned, please feel free!! Here is a taste of what you will see below the cut:
BEYOND THIS POINT, THERE WILL BE HUGE SPOILERS. READING THE MANHUA OR WATCHING THE DONGHUA WILL NOT BE ENOUGH. THIS WILL HAVE MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR MULTIPLE MAJOR VILLAINS AND SECRET TWISTS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
This has been a huge labor of love, and I am really not expecting anybody but me and maybe one or two others to have any interest in this, so if you have read them all or even half, thank you so much!!! My intimate knowledge of every single 5e subclass finally has a use, yay!!!
If you wanna talk D&D or TGCF ever, feel free to message me. If you have differing ideas of what classes these people would be, I'm happy to talk about that!!!
Also most of all, thank you @liese1015 for inspiring me to get off my ass and participate in the fandom I love for once! đ
Reblog this with your star sign and your favorite book in Phase 1 of Skulduggery Pleasant in the tags. Itâs for science
https://deltarune.com/icee/ This link leads to a post made by Noelle. At the bottom, it has a link to Dess: https://deltarune.com/december/. The broken link is intentional, because other links that donât exist on the website lead to the Toby dog sleeping. (ex. https://deltarune.com/anything). This Toby dog also occasionally is seen dancing with maracas. When clicked, it plays a lullaby.
https://deltarune.com/dess/ If the link https://deltarune.com/december/ is changed to https://deltarune.com/dess/, a guitar shows up on screen. When clicked, it plays a song. The website title is â* (Itâs a red guitar.)â
https://deltarune.com/code/ Another banner which shows up after https://deltarune.com/icee/ is this website. Thereâs a comment section, and it seems to be a conversation between holidaygirl1225 (either Noelle or Dess) and smartgenius5554738292 (probably Berdly) about getting prank called. The sound button plays a Christmas-themed song, similar to jingle bells. If the number after smartgeniusâs user is called, it simply gives an invalid number message.
https://deltarune.com/secret/ The third and final banner which rarely shows up leads you here. The second door leads you to a picture of plush Ralsei, and the website is titled âYou won!â The seventh door leads to a picture of PIPIS, and is titled âYou lost!â The 12th door leads to a picture of an empty gumball machine, and too, says that you won. Door 13 gives you this image, and says you won:Â
Credit to https://www.tumblr.com/lofthousezzz for finding this out, but this is a clear reference and screenshot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbad_(website)! Thanks!
https://deltarune.com/chair/ The final door in this section of the website is the 15th, which redirects you to https://deltarune.com/chair/. Itâs a blue chair, and when clicked on, it gets all glitchy and an ominous sound effect plays. The website title turns from âBut what if it couldâŚâ to â⌠get darker than dark?â Occasionally, if you click it enough, there will be a Spamton eye jumpscare, and the page will close out on itself. When you exit back to the doors page, itâs titled, âYou won?â
Oh boy. Mid-post, I stumbled upon about 50 more website redirects. Save me. This next website thread is gonna be a long one, and credit to my friend Rogul for finding it.
When you click on the first shirt in the prizes section, thereâs a blue link. Itâll lead you to: https://deltarune.com/ramb/ It seems to be a lonely door in the dark until clicked on, where all the lights turn on and youâre in the Green Room.
When the right door is clicked, it leads you to https://deltarune.com/tv/. The website title is â* Itâs off.â and supposedly, there is no way to interact with it.
When the left door is clicked, it leads you to https://deltarune.com/weather/. This includes two new character sprites, and when clicked, it shows this, along with a repeating GIF of them swinging their spears:
Finally, when the star door is clicked, it leads to https://deltarune.com/changingroom/. The title is â(PrivateâŚ), and when the bath curtain is clicked, it comes up with one of the shadow men screaming in surprise before immediately closing the curtain again. Occasionally, it comes up with a rotating Lancer, and when he is clicked, it redirects to https://deltarune.com/lancer/. This is the equivalent of a Lancer rickroll. Thanks, Toby. When the shadow man is clicked on while the curtain is open, it gives this video at https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/: (I canât upload the video since Iâm posting outside of Beta, but itâs a fight between the fun gang and shadow men. You have to, quite literally, knock their socks off to spare them. They also wear some fancy clothes in the fight.)
https://deltarune.com/sighting/ But wait! Thereâs more!
If you go to the Spamton toilet paper (never thought Iâd be saying that), thereâs a link which redirects you to https://deltarune.com/sighting/ in the description. Itâs Spamton on the toilet. Yeah, the title is also âSIGHTING 1997âł.
https://bluebubble.rodeo/ (EDIT: On the toilet paper, there is also this link printed onto it: https://bluebubble.rodeo/. It leads to these two sprites of Kris and Susie, and the title is âGet ready for 2 minutes of mildly entertaining shoot-out action!â)
Credit to https://www.tumblr.com/cloud-lad for finding this.
https://deltarune.com/dog/ If you do the same but with the Spamton belt thing, it leads you to https://deltarune.com/dog/. This is all it does when you click on it, as well as play some dramatic tunes. The title is âHALL OF FAMEâ.
The link in the Lancer cookie is simply just another Lancer rickroll. (https://deltarune.com/lancer/)
https://deltarune.com/catpetterz/ This is found when you go into the cardboard boxâs description. The music plays some eerie, messed-up version of the gameâs theme. Sort of reminds me of the Bad Egg Pokemon creepypasta.
https://deltarune.com/egg/ When you click on âUntil one dayâŚâ, it leads you to https://deltarune.com/egg/.
https://deltarune.com/man/ Credit to https://noelle-holi-gay.tumblr.com/post/695672563314065408 for finding this secret page! I canât find the way to get to it, but it exists here: https://deltarune.com/man/. The title is â* (Behind the tree.).â
https://deltarune.com/blink/ Theyâre also the one who found https://deltarune.com/blink/, which is a gif of Susie blinking. The title is simply âWhat?â Iâm unsure of how they originally got to this, but it can also be found in the description of the 3D celebrity photo cube, as of the 150k mark.
https://deltarune.com/kris_dreemurr_kris/ A new Deltarune donation goal has been unlocked! In the heart locket section, a link leads to https://deltarune.com/kris_dreemurr_kris/, which seems to be posted by Noelle since it has the same title as most of her other account posts. Itâs also Kris who plays the piano, probably. The audio is of a piano being played, almost frantically.
I havenât included the Ralsei Nurse Plush link, and thatâs because itâs the fight scene with the shadow men which weâve already seen. (https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/)
https://deltarune.com/bluecircle/ New donation goal with a new link! At the bottom of the PIPIS bath rugâs description, you can find this link:Â https://deltarune.com/bluecircle/. The link at the bottom leads to the code page (https://deltarune.com/code/), which we have already found.
https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/ In the description of the 150k Noelle watch, thereâs a link which leads here. Itâs talking about Kris and Susieâs relationship in Noelleâs point of view.
Is it over? Oh my god, I think itâs over until Toby releases more items with the donation goals. Reblogs are appreciated, and sorry for having to delete my previous post, but it was really glitching out for me. Please, comment if you find anything else! Iâll add it here with credit!
Iâll probably be asleep when we hit the next goals: but donât worry, Iâll be sure to update it once I wake up before the drawing begins.
LAST EDIT: 9/17/22, 12:09 AM EST
âDNAdeâ - FOUND: Artifact from the Future (Wired Magazine - March 2002)
If you are like me and always need to be working on something to keep your anxiety under control, during this quarentine why not helping scientists by looking at pictures of some neat penguins? or even galaxies? Thereâs this site call Zooniverse, where you can help on scientific projects by analyzing pictures and data! Right now my favorite project has returned, called Penguin Watch (where yeah, you get to watch penguins, itâs amazing)
you basically have to analyse photos looking for penguins, their chicks, eggs or even predators and human interaction But there are lots of interesting projects you can help in areas such as biology, physics, history or even art:Â
Oh and the best part, some institutions even accept it as volunteering/service hour requirements for graduation and scholarships!! Itâs helping me a lot during this time, so I thought it was worth sharingÂ
yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
My new favourite gif
ITâS TIME FOR THE SKELETON WAR BITCHES
sorry but the whole "aziraphale keeps a gun inside a hollowed out book" is THE BIGGEST missed opportunity ever to do a LITERAL Chekhov's Gun I'm so mad about it can you imagine if in episode 6 when they're fighting the demons in the bookshop and they run out of encyclopedias to throw and they're completely out of options instead of exploding his halo aziraphale just pulls a pistol out of a book and starts fucking shooting them
they enjoyed the sunset together