Sorry But The Whole "aziraphale Keeps A Gun Inside A Hollowed Out Book" Is THE BIGGEST Missed Opportunity

May your next period be light and end quickly

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

Literally how does anyone respect this guy

ok Ukraine's song slaps. Loving the funky rap with the slower parts

me joining a discord server- "hello!"

guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"

me- "what does that mean?"

floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"

me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

i am a simple person.

if someone tells me that they were thinking of me, i would bask in that softness and confirmation for months.