Literally How Does Anyone Respect This Guy

Switzerland tho? if Latvian don't get in I'm going to riot

THE WOLVES ARE IN THE FINAL!!!

I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start

Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:

Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...

Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.

Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?

Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.

Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?

Saracen:

Saracen: Anyway, moving on...

Ruined monty from fnaf Ruin is just Jackie Kennedy's Fursona

If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories

I need him expeditiously

SO excited for next week’s episode 😩

i am a simple person.

if someone tells me that they were thinking of me, i would bask in that softness and confirmation for months.

Chaos

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr