Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

YES

I had an epiphany

Somebody stop me! @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

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panofsauce

4 years ago

It's all padded out and 1 side has been paper mached. There is glue everywhere, including my hair which in hindsight I probably should have tied up

so you know when you wake up super early and come up with a really good idea but never act on it?

my 5am thought was to make Meliodas' dragon handle-sword-thing because I just started watching 7 Deadly Sins

I'm gonna do it

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panofsauce

4 years ago

Piers Morgan: haha snowflakes!

Also Piers: *gets offended by vegan sausage rolls*

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panofsauce

5 years ago

Good Omens but Crowley wears these

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panofsauce

1 year ago

a dilf saying “sweetheart.” 73 dead. 246 injured.

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panofsauce

1 year ago

If you break this rule…

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panofsauce

6 years ago

There's this boy in my class and honestly he comes out with the weirdest thing

In geography we were given a sheet on why people live near volcanoes and one of the reasons was something like 'they have festivals were they sacrifice objects'. Then this kid just put his hand up and said, 'Isn't that where they yeet kids into a volcano' with a dead serious face.

In history today we were doing about rebellions in 1069 and he asked 'if the king killed himself, would it be treason?'

We were stood outside waiting to go get changed for PE and he made a tinfoil crown and started shouting 'MY NAME IS JESUS'

We had to design a poster on nature in science and he just drew Undertale characters

I'm pretty convinced he's not entirely connected to this reality.

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