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Someday Juno is going to forget Peter’s alias on a job and then realize with horror that the obvious solution is pet names.  “Yes, why don’t you explain to our hosts why we’re here… babe.” “I thought you were going to be on the other side of town, uh, dear.” “If you laugh at my disguise ONE MORE TIME, cupcake, you’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”

The best part of this, of course, is that Peter is delighted to reciprocate.  “My darling, what a lovely surprise to see you.” “Pass me those lock picks, oh light of my life.” “As soon as I’m finished I’ll see you at home, sweetheart.”

just heard someone go 'oh i have made a terrible mistake' and i have never related more

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

Ok but Jonmartin stealing a Breekon&Hope delivery van and mad maxing it through the fearscape recruiting all the avatars who are not super into this either.

Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

Pronouncing the “E” at the end of “Testosterone” makes it sound like a pasta.