Hello, Jon. Apologies For The Deception,

A very short and messy exploration of the romance in my life

a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*

my content-starved wlw ass:

I had all and then most of you Some and now none of you Take me back to the night we met I don’t know what I’m supposed to do Haunted by the ghost of you Take me back to the night we met 

lyrics from “the night we met” by lord huron. it’s been seven years since merlin ended and i’m still sad

characters who are loyal

characters who are loyal to the point of being incredibly self destructive

for those of you who still haven’t listened to the Magnus Archives, one of the great things about it is that the writer really avoids using things like sexual violence and ~scary mentally ill people~ and awful racist tropes as fuel for horror, and instead makes very, very effective fuel for fear out of things like not being able to quit your job, one (1) very large pig, teaching an entry-level college class, 19th century british architecture, having a crush on your boss, community center art classes, having to move back in with your parents, package deliveries, men named Michael, reading, a metalhead who refuses to explain himself, going to a concert and the band is really shitty, the overall concept of doors, A Hole Full Of Meat, and poetry

I swear, if that is a Deck of Many Things, I will cut you.

-sorcerer with bad experiences (via yourplayersaidwhat)

i love it when fish are like

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

I call them “existential pranks”, and they’re gonna be the next big thing

julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part