I Love It When Fish Are Like

the lyrics to paper boats is actually about me and just the game itself

scariest thing to ever happen to me: this mysterious worm who visited my school

‪That’s how babies are made ‬

what the fuck is Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, I thought EVERYONE fell into a self-hate spiral when they thought someone hated/was angry with/was annoyed at them???? like what???????????

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

concept: elves are supernaturally good at everything ONLY because they live to be bonkers old and if you were hot and sexy for thousands of years you’d be kickass at archery and treeclimbing and horseback riding too. but like there’s 20 year old elves out there that are just straight dumbasses who can’t do shit.

concept: non-elves can’t tell the 20 year old elves apart from the 2000 year old elves

concept: there’s a 20 year old elf in your tavern and he’s counting on this 

fellas is it gay to be gay

im paraphrasing here but the sequence of events from supplement 67 to 68 is just incredibly funny,

i see the spine of the world. sparkle and spine, like the inside. i see the spine of the world. i know it’s mine, twisted and tied.