This Is How The Game Ends Right?

everyone shut up kasane teto has achieved her dream from over a decade ago!!!! she has a professional voicebank now!!!!

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING!!! AGUGHSDFka

*weeping as I keep accidentally crushing my forks in my hands with my super strength as I try to eat my salad. It's been five hours*

Concept: you get to have a superpower, but you’re really mediocre at it

I’m sure pumped for the new Yume Nikki!

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

My old school once covered up a serious hazing incident and (unrelatedly) still wont fire the history teacher that walks around slapping his hands with a metal base ball bat and once grabbed a girl by the back of her neck to make a metaphor about the British seizing american ports.

In 3rd grade I got this big award in front of the whole school for ‘most improved’ and I keep thinking about it b/c

It was named after a kid who died in a tractor accident and apparently had behavioral issues that were getting better? the school somehow decided the most tasteful way to honor his memory was with a ‘most improved’ award, and then to hand it out annually to elementary school students, who definitely wouldn’t be creeped out at all to receive something named after a kid who died tragically.

I only got it because I finally had a teacher who knew how to help with/ my learning disorders. And both of my siblings (with similar issues) went on to receive the exact same reward when they were also in Mrs. D’s class. Like, if problem children are repeatedly improving after switching to a new classroom environment, maybe they weren’t the problem in the first place. Maybe get these kids help sooner. (Man, I flipping loved Mrs. D)

The person on the stage had to call my name twice because I wasn’t paying attention. Someone had to tap me on the shoulder. I think I was reading.

It was a pretty weird situation. I still kept the plaque though.

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Yume Nikki Month Day Two and Three

ooh boy am I behind, 

Poniko is a gal and please let your dreamers wear pajamas to bed. 

"I LOVE YOU WRONG ORGAN" we all say in unison

brief pause from my tears to say that marion is SO badass though?? like discovering a conman’s identiy through askjeeves is a power move all on its own, but imagine you’re a senior citizen and said conman breaks into your house and you call 911 and he threatens to strangle you with your own phone cord, and you have the wherewithal, mental presence, and fucking MOXIE to think of using your medical alert necklace to call for help?? marion keeps her powder dry as fuck, like jesus, between the mother and the son, jimmy really asked the wrong person to help him scam, smh. you think marion would have panicked and driven her mobility scooter into a parked car? get off her lawn, gene, marion’s not here for your bullshit 💅