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"MCGILL. MY NAME IS JIMMY MCGILL"

brief pause from my tears to say that marion is SO badass though?? like discovering a conman’s identiy through askjeeves is a power move all on its own, but imagine you’re a senior citizen and said conman breaks into your house and you call 911 and he threatens to strangle you with your own phone cord, and you have the wherewithal, mental presence, and fucking MOXIE to think of using your medical alert necklace to call for help?? marion keeps her powder dry as fuck, like jesus, between the mother and the son, jimmy really asked the wrong person to help him scam, smh. you think marion would have panicked and driven her mobility scooter into a parked car? get off her lawn, gene, marion’s not here for your bullshit 💅 

I'm never going to emotionally recover from this.

Jesse and Kim meeting Jesse and Kim meetingJesse and Kim meeting

I diagnose you with straight people opinions. Please keep them to yourself.

What- What opinions are those?????? I'm like, genuinely curious???

Gus standing over the exact same slab of concrete at Don Eladio's pool where Max died and then two scenes later celebrating his victory over killing the nephew of the man who killed his boyfriend by flirting with a sophisticated gentleman and fruitly drinking wine before he dissociates and decides that he can't indulge or be happy in any capacity before he completes his revenge in its entirety????

Better Call Saul really is a ghost story and the lgbts keep winning !

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AU: Soul mate | Phrase: “Careful… you’ve never had to fight me before. ” | Image: Sunday

AU: Time Travel | Phrase: “This is what we’ve been waiting for. ” | Image: Monday

AU: Different First Meeting ‎AU | Phrase: “Look me in the eyes and say that again.” | Image: Tuesday

AU: Détective criminal AU | Phrase: “How bad is it this time?” | Image: Wednesday

AU: Comedy Show ‎AU | Phrase: “We’re a good team, you know. “ | Image: Thursday

AU: Roommates/Housemates ‎AU | Phrase: “Things must be catastrophic if you’re calling me at this hour. " | Image: Friday

AU: Witchcraft ‎AU | Phrase: “We need to leave. ” | Image: Saturday

just stalked your spotify a bit- love money money money on gus’s playlist it’s bop after bop

(also your lacho playlist having No Children which is thee obligatory Lacho anthem ugh we could have and should have had it all truly)

Thank you! I'm really happy you like my playlist of tunes these characters would definitely not listen too, haha (though I do headcanon that Gus would listen to ABBA, he has that kind of vibe when he's not scheming decade long revenge plots)

Also!! We truly could have had it all! Was really hoping for a Lacho confrontation this season where they could possibly murder each other with unspoken, but inevitable, romantic tension ✊😔

Hi there! I'm a mod for the JonElias Prompt Week Event @joneliasweek and we're just about to kickstart the event! Our prompts will be released 6/19 and the week itself will be 7/17-7/23. Our FAQ and schedule are up on the blog, and our askbox is always open for questions, so feel free to ask! Wanted to let you know this is happening, feel free to reblog if you'd like to support! -Mod Guess

!!! Howdy guess! I would love to participate! I need to make content of the cool two eyeball dudes 👀

❗️ 😈 💀 📉 💩 🥺 🦀 ❗️

- the evil wizard

Guess, as always amazes me with his amazing art work!! I love them so much your honor, oh my goodness, your character designs are so amazing and cute!!

For @paptato fic A Game of Cat and Mouse!

Read chapter 10 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23988727/chapters/81191218

HOLY SMOKES!!! 

I- I’M SO AMAZED AND HONORED AND!! LOOK AT THEM! YOUR CHARACTER DESIGNS ARE JUST INCREDIBLE AND THE COMPOSITION OF JON HOLDING UP THE KNIFE WITH THE HALO AND THE WEBS! 

runefells, i love your art holy moly you’re so talented!! I’m super duper honored and humbled that you made this and is it okay if i hang it on my wall or put it as a phone background? just your jonah!! and your jon designs!! are so great!! and I-

Jonelias Week, Day 1: Historical AU

Aka an excuse for me to finally draw fan art of one of my fav fics A Little Game of Cat and Mouse by @paptato!!

It is single handedly your fault that I adore regency Jonah. And I would die for your Barnabas Bennett. I hope you know how beloved your writing is by many of us. Truly inspirational 💖

!!!! AAAA thank you so much! I’m really honored and touched that you like the stuff I’m doing with Jonah and Barnabas! I’m a big ol’ blob of emotions 

Also this is really humbling coming from you because your writing is really, really good! Your fic about mag 161 is 10/10 great atmosphere and fantastic spooks and i love it  

AAAAAAA!!! oh my goodness you are so talented and I love the way you draw Jonah and Jon! Your character designs and composition skills are 10/10 and oh my gosh, I’m really honored that you made this from my goofy story i’m-

This is a comic I made for @paptato Fic! It’s a time travel Magnus Archive fic and it’s my favorite, honestly fantastic read.

A Game of Cat and Mouse:

 https://archiveofourown.org/works/23988727/chapters/57704170

Text in the comic (because my handwriting is not good):

[First panel] “Magnus’s face is unreadable” [Second panel] “He barely hears the clacking” [Fourth panel] “He is not being made to speak the words of a mad man. He is in control. He is safe. He is no longer a puppet.” [Fifth panel] Magnus says “Jonathan I-” and Jon cuts him off saying “Don’t.”

WHAT IS HAPPENING ON PERÚ?

DON’T SCROLL, ITS TAKES LESS THAN 30 SECOND TO SPREAD AND LESS THAN 10 MINUTES TO READ

I made a doc, explaining and trying to summarize it. I also attached some of the many evidences of police brutality in the protests of the last days. I am missing things, but I hope this can help.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1onHydGOUKLTeE4pImiwP7Ye-hwVinhEY4_TsBDEIOlU/edit?usp=sharing

Peel then eat the skin. Separately.

peekmled grap;e, grape bunt Peled. grampe, Grape peelde. yum. grape. Skinlesses/

I listened to MAG184 with a fly just kinda chilling on my leg for the entire episode and the entire previous hour and currently now, and I have to say I've never felt so connected with a living creature in my life. 🪰

Holy Smokes??? Thank you so much???

I'm really honored and happy that you like this fic enough to rec it and reread it?? I'm a blubbering mess asdfghjkl 😳💖💖💖

Fic Recommendation:

By @paptato on both ao3 and Tumblr!!

Is there anyone who HASN’T read this JonElias fic yet? Cause if not, you absolutely should.

It’s 6/? chapters and 24,422 words of absolutely amazing writing. It’s a time travel fic where Jon goes back in time to kill Jonah Magnus, but for some reason, *cough* spiders *cough*, he can’t seem to finish the job.

It’s hilarious and seeing Jonah get so jealous of Jon being nice to everyone other than him is a wonderful touch. I’m currently about to re-read this fic cause it’s definitely one of my favorites right now!!

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonah Magnus/Jonathan Sims, Elias Bouchard/Jonathan Sims Characters: Jonathan Sims, Jonah Magnus, Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus, Robert Smirke, Mordechai Lukas, Annabelle Cane, Barnabas Bennett Additional Tags: (past) Jonathan Sims/Martin Blackwood, Time Travel, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Season 4 and Season 5 spoilers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Pre complete bastardman Jonah Magnus but not really, Alternate Universe - Historical, Jonathan Sims Needs a Hug, Archivist Jonathan Sims, Period Typical Attitudes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Asexual Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, A ridiculous amount of spiders, Dear god theyre getting everywhere Summary:

“Jonah Magnus.” The cloudy silhouette snarled as it’s hand clamped tightly around Jonah’s ascot. That was indeed his name, but Jonah couldn’t begin to fathom what he did to have it spat out with such hatred.

But nonetheless, Jonah was a gentleman and he would kindly address the angry figure as politely as possible, “Yes, and you are?”

“What?” The form spluttered as it slowly came into focus. Ah, yes. That probably wasn’t the proper response to being held at gunpoint by a random stranger. Must have been the blow to his head.

(Or in which Jonathan Sims goes back in time and tries to pull a Terminator, but fails and Jonah Magnus finds a new mystery to solve.)

(@paptato)

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR CAT AND MOUSE TO UPDATE AND I WAS SO SAD BC I THOUGHT YOU’D ABANDONED IT BUT I’M ABSOLUTELY PSYCHED I HAVENT READ IT YET BUT YOU ALREADY COMPLETELY MADE MY NIGHT THANK YOU 💞💞

Aaaaaa!!!! Thank you so much!! 💖💖💖

I promise I will not abandon the fic- it is stuck with me now, there is no escape

I'm so sorry that its been so long since the last update,,, I spent waayyy too much time researching about regency era etiquette but it just made my brain mush. I have become too powerful, I am now the keeper of the knowledge of all pointless regency rules

But Aaaaa! Thank you so much for your message youve made my day!!! 💖💞💖

This blog stands wholeheartedly with the protesters in Belarus who are currently fighting against a blatantly rigged presidential election

Stay strong, folks, and don’t give up! 🇧🇾🇺🇲

FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD PUNK ASS ARCHIVIST HERE WITH A MESSAGE

if you cannot protest or donate, and you’ve been retweeting and reblogging your ass off, here’s another thing you can do from home to help out later on down the line.

we are dealing with a fascist police state. fascists love nothing more than controlling the media and taking away primary sources of their evildoing, so lets take some steps toward taking that power away from them.

the wayback machine is a tool from the internet archive, a nonprofit website that seeks to capture websites as they change over time. the wayback machine is free to use and will be able to help protect all of the first-person accounts of the crimes being committed by the state during these protests for human rights.

this is what the homescreen of the wayback machine looks like:

that blue circle is where you put a permalink to a tweet you want to add to the wayback machine

that red circle is how you find the permalink to a tweet. click “copy link to tweet” and put it in the blue circle above, and there you have it! save what you see. don’t let anyone take away all of the documentation of these crimes the state has committed and declare it fake news.

fuck the cops. fuck orange mussolini. fuck racists, and fuck fascist government regimes.

dont forget: there’s nothing more punk than voting, libraries, and loving each other.

ways to help protestors if you are unable to protest

everybody has to do their part. as a reference, this was posted on 1 june 2020. if any links are broken or direct to a place they should not, please feel free to add on with corrections. if there is new information with better knowledge, please feel free to share. thank you.

1. donate

do not donate to shaun king. he has repeatedly collected money to “support” black people, but no one knows where the money is.

BAIL FUNDS (ALPHABETICAL ORDER; NOT A COMPREHENSIVE LIST)

note: washington dc and new jersey have cashless bail systems.

bail fund google doc (also includes lawyers for protestors)

national bail fund network (directory of community bail funds)

community bail funds masterpost by @keplercryptids

resistance funds (google sheets; lists bail funds around the country)

nationwide bail funds (split a donation to the bail funds listed on the linked page with a single transaction)

atlanta bail fund

brooklyn bail fund

colorado freedom fund

columbus freedom fund

houston chapter of black lives matter

liberty fund (nyc based; focuses services on people from low-income communities)

los angeles freedom fund

louisville community fund

massachusetts bail fund

minnesota freedom fund (as of may 30, 2020, they are encouraging people to donate elsewhere since they have raised enough money; as of may 29, 2020, they do not have a venmo, as some fraudulent accounts have been claiming, source)

philadelphia bail out fund

richmond bail fund

MORE PLACES TO DONATE

note: more links are listed in the masterposts below.

northstar health collective (healthcare and medical aid for people on the front lines)

reclaim the block (aims to redistribute police funding to help the minneapolis community)

twin cities dsa (provides fresh groceries and hot meals to people in minneapolis)

2. educate yourself

it isn’t enough to sign petitions and reblog/retweet/etc. nonblack people, including people of color, owe it to black people to educate themselves and correct themselves and the people around them on anti-blackness.

note: more links are in the masterposts linked below.

resources and tools regarding racism and anti-blackness (google sheets compilation)

readings on society, racism, the prison system, etc. (twitter thread)

“where do we go after ferguson?” by michael eric dyson

official black lives matter website

3. give out supplies to protestors

people need supplies to protest safely, and even if they bring supplies with them, they can often run out. if you’re able, stock up and hand them out to people protesting. for more supplies to donate, see the “george floyd action” google docs link in section 5.

water bottles (dehydration and heatstroke are not things people should have to deal with alongside bastard cops. if the police in your area are particularly violent or known to use tear gas, get the ones with the sports cap/suction-thing/etc so people can use them as emergency eye-flushes.)

snacks (make sure to take into account that people have allergies of all sorts. foods will have a little label that says “may contain” and then list any potential allergens. write the allergens on the ziploc (or any container you use) in permanent marker, or better yet, write the snacks included in the pack.)

masks (don’t forget there’s still a pandemic going on. also it will aid in deterring facial recognition when the police try to track down protestors,  also part two, if the cops use tear gas, wearing a mask (with the combination of a scarf or bandana) will lessen the adverse effects. lessen, not stop.)

bandanas, scarves, etc. and goggles (ski goggles, swimming goggles, etc.) (see above for explanation on the scarves. same goes for the goggles. anti–tear gas and anti–facial recognition.)

clean shirts (for people who are heavily gassed. also helps deter recognition through clothing.)

wound care supplies (band-aids, packets of neosporin packets or a similar antibiotic, alcohol wipes, etc.; if you can, decant bactine into those little travel bottles.)

a sharpie or another type of marker (for writing bail numbers or emergency contacts on arms, hands, etc. it’s not enough to have your city’s bail fund number stored on your phone; the police won’t give it to you to look it up. give people a marker so they can write it down, preferably not washable so it isn’t easily removed.)

IMPORTANT: KNOWING FIRST AID

tear gas: if you’re hit, get out as fast and as soon as you can. take anyone you can with you. the longer you’re in the gas, the harder it will be for you to see, and it can irritate your airways, making it hard to breathe. if you’re hit, don’t run; it’ll only make things worse on your lungs. when you leave the area, take a cold shower. don’t use hot water (it will only reactivate the agent); don’t bathe (it will only spread the CS around). (source 1) (source 2) (cdc fact sheet on tear gas)

move them to a clean and ventilated area where it’s as safe as possible.

ask them if they’re wearing contact lenses. have them remove it. if they’re wearing glasses, rinse it with water.

solution of half liquid antacid, half water. spray from the inside going out, with the head tilted back and slightly towards the side being rinsed. if they say it’s okay, open the eye slightly while doing this. (source)

bullet wounds: the most important thing is to stop the bleeding. be sure to check for an exit wound and cover that as well. treat both wounds, but treat the worse one first.

stop the bleed (youtube video by uc san diego health)

first aid in active shooting scenarios

making a tourniquet (a commercial tourniquet is best, but improvised ones can work as well if done properly; the most important things to remember is that tourniquets are for limb injuries and are not meant for the head or torso and that they have to be very tightly wound on the injury.)

how to apply pressure dressings

miscellaneous

adult cpr tutorial (youtube video by cincinnati children’s; think of “staying alive” by the beegees or “uptown funk”)

4. be a source of information

be responsible with this. people’s lives are at stake. that being said, the media is a fucking joke and the best way to get accurate information in a grassroots rebellion is amongst ourselves. record everything, but if you are going to share any information at all, be sure to blur people’s faces.

signal (encrypted messenger app; messages delete after x amount of time): app store | google play

tool for scrubbing metadata from images and selectively blurring identifiable features

tech tips to protect yourself while protesting (by rey.nbows on tiktok, via vicent_efl on twitter)

cop spotting 101 (google docs)

know your rights (by personachuu on twitter)

NUMBERS TO CALL FOR ARRESTED PROTESTORS (ALPHABETICAL ORDER; SOURCES LINKED TO THE NUMBER)

remember to keep phones OFF unless absolutely necessary. cell phone towers, stingrays, location notifs can all be used to track you and other protestors. don’t fuck around. if your phone must be on, keep it on airplane mode as often as possible and only communicate using encrypted methods. no, snapchat doesn’t count. (a twitter thread on stingrays, for those interested)

lawyers assisting protestors pro-bono (by riyakatariax on twitter)

atlanta: 404-689-1519

chicago: 773-309-1198

minneapolis: 612-444-2654

5. miscellaneous links and links for protestors

masterpost of petitions to sign, numbers to call, places to donate, and more (carrd by dehyedration on twitter)

#blacklivesmatter (google docs by ambivaIcnt on twitter; includes information on relevant events, other masterposts, lists of petitions and donation links, how to protest safely and protests to go to, and more)

george floyd action (google docs; includes information on apps to download, supplies to buy and donate, places to donate to, protest safety, resources on unlearning racial bias, and more)

how to get out of ziptie “handcuffs” (by finnianj on tiktok, via katzerax on twitter)

how can i help? by @abbiheartstaylor

how to make a signal-blocking cell phone pouch

tips for protestors by @aurora00boredealis

twitter thread for protestors (by vantaemuseum on twitter)

also, if you’re protesting, change your passcode. make it at least 11 characters long and don’t use facial/thumb recognition.

My hand slipped

Reblog if your school is to switching to online classes for coronavirus

This is really not okay. Everyone on AO3 puts so much effort into their work. It really sucks that this app is getting profit from our work without asking for our permission.

#AO3 authors & readers out there, Fanfic Pocket Archive Library app on Google Play & Apple mirror/repost our works without permission. While selling subscription for no ads, and getting benefits from ads.

Ironically, I post on Archive, right after wattpad and my blog is to protect my works from copyright infringement. Now my works is on two different mirror Archive 3rd party app with ads and subscription features.

BTW, app user is also paying a teenager who doesn't understand the concept of copyright infringement or have any respect for hard working nonprofit authors, base on her responses to reviewers who are upset their works are used without their consent.

Authors are also losing out on hits, comments, and alerts. Most importantly, majority do not know that their works are used for profit.

Archive AO3's purposed was to protect fanfic authors from being exploited. It's a nonprofit runs by donation and writers around the world. Now they are losing readers to their sites, recognition, and donors, because someone think profiting from a community of unpaid writers is within her rights.

Unfortunately, AO3 can't do much except for the trademark issues. While it is up to individual authors to report to DCMA if they feel their copyrights was violated to Google and Apple app Store.

You can flag the app if you don't want to download the app to leave your review.

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